Thursday, January 24, 2013

It's Spumoni time!

I think I need to head out to L&B Spumoni Gardens for a Sicilian Pie and a nice big bowl of Spumoni for desert.

19 comments:

ricpic said...

Those Roman orgies are the worst.

chickelit said...

Tutti frutti, Oh Rudy!

Titus said...

It's fucking cold here.

Tits are just mounds of fat and no one complains about them.

We like some meat on our tits.


Am i right men?

tits.

Titus said...

We had a "holiday" party last week. I know late.

Anywhoo we have a couple dykes and fags in our office and they had their "partners" with them and they danced in front of everyone.

It was disgusting. I almost broke them up and threw them out. It was incredibly upsetting.

I did speak with them though after they got off the dance floor and told them to keep in behind closed doors faggots and dykes.

It was the right thing to do.

They were doing waltzing like dancing too-it was like they could fly they were so smooth-except the dykes, natch who looked like straight guys.

To make matter worse one of the dykes hair was short on top and long in the back-horrible.

tits.

Titus said...

The gays in our office are all jews too-whassup up with that?

ricpic said...

Titus, if you go straight and have a kid your split personality will clear up, just like *snap* that.

chickelit said...

Titus should settle down with a busty wench from Waunakee. It's been awhile, but I used to know some.

blake said...

CL--

You used to know some gays who ended up with busty Waunaukee babes?

Titus said...

Chick, were you from Mazo or Cross Plaines? I was there over Xmas.

Did you go to Wisconsin Heights High School? The place looks exactly the same as it did 20 years ago.

My sister lives in Mazo.

Mazo was named one of the top 25 small towns in America by some piece of trash magazine-spare me, the place is a dump.

I like womens' tits but the cooch scares me to death. I think it will try and cut my hog off, or bite me or smell like piss or be too hairy.

Titus said...

I want to lick Manti Teo's tatd bicep.

Titus said...

I went to Heiney's in Black Earth while in Wisconsin.

Big prices for a fucking small town.

I also like going to Sauk to watch "the eagles soar"-that's the patriot in me. I am all about American exceptionalism.

tits.

Titus said...

I do love that German restaus rant in Roxbury-is it called The Dorf Haus?

So Wisconsin Supper Club.

tits.

Big tits with Fat.

Fat tits are cool, they bounce.

tits.

Titus said...

Where is Mamam?

Is she on some Salinsky site?

Come back girl!!!!

Love ya Mamam.

chickelit said...

Titus, I grew up in Middleton and went to HS there. Our HS had all the kids from Cross Plains the surrounding area.

Titus said...

My best friend from my younger years went to Middleton HS.

He is in San Francisco now, we lost touch.

I love The Middleton Sport Bowl-great fish fry and Crandalls take out.

I used to go to Willy Street Coop when I was home for a year.

And Imperial Garden, natch. Brennans, Buck Pizza, Roman Candle pizza and there was some place downtown years ago that two fags owned that my mom would go with their girlfriends for lunch-it had a gift shop-can't recall the name. It was like The Atrium or something gay like that. I also love the Green Bar across the street from the formerly fag owned restaurant.

All my redneck classmates hung out at Rusty's.

Titus said...

Chick, leaving Wisconsin and living in San Diego, could you ever see yourself returning and living in Superior or Duluth or Lacrosse or Eau Claire or Neenah? Or maybe even on a lake in Chetek or Eagle River?

I think about it all the time as I get older and deal with the rat race of a large city.

I would probably always keep my loft here though because it is fab and in high demand.

I also think of Burlington VT or Portland Maine too because they are Northeast and fag friendly.

But I need the money....for now.

chickelit said...

Sounds like you have golden handcuffs, Titus.

Didn't know you were into kink.

windbag said...

Dancing like this?

ricpic said...

Titus - Portland over Burlington a thousand times. If you love the ocean, that is. Coastal Maine is like an addiction once you get it in your blood. As long as you can arrange to escape for two months in the winter it's the relatively small, safe and sophisticated city you want to be.