Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Suspending disbeilef can only go so far.....


I have a pretty high tolerance for the idiocy of reality shows but "Vanderpump Rules" is testing the outer limits of them every episode.

It is the story of the staff of Sur a restaurant owned by Lisa Vanderpump one of the stars of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It is a real mess. These assholes make the kids on Jersey Shore look like they are performing on Masterpiece Theatre.

The main whore is this girl Stassi Schoeder. Now it is not enough that she is named after the East German secret police but this is her third reality show. So she knows how to stir the shit. The set up is that she is breaking up with her supposed boyfriend of three years. The only problem with this is that they were hired for the show and their history can be traced on Face book. It seem her "boyfriend" Jax is actually gay and had his sex life splashed all over the place. So it is really a big bag of bullshit.

This is one of only reality shows that I am pulling the plug on half way through the season.

Not recommended.





11 comments:

blake said...

It's aaaalll booolsheeet!

They stuff the lockers on "Storage Wars".

The "Amish Wars" kids are actually Episcopalian.

The "Duck Dynasty" guys are all thespians from the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts.

Though, I understand they actually killed someone on the last season of "The Colony", so I guess that's legit. Though they'll never show it.

ricpic said...

That's the restaurant staff?! What's the work environment - grope - take an order - grope - mix a drink - grope - serve a course - grope - add more pepper - grope - clear the table - grope?

ricpic said...

Furthermore is it just the staff groping staff in every combination or could it also be customers groping staff staff groping customers a free grope for government restaurant inspectors groping and being groped by the iceman? the possibilities are endless.

blake said...

Maybe you should open a gropery...

ricpic said...

blake - Look at that staff. i can't imagine food preparation and presentation being priority number one at that joint. Okay, I realize it's unseemly to get over excited about the level of attractiveness, but wow.

ricpic said...

One look at that staff and I'd head out the door since food prep can't possibly be the main activity going on. "Genug shoyn" my mom would say at this point (enough already, you're beating a dead horse).

blake said...

Well, I'm sure the actual food prep is done by homely Mexicans in the back. That's more the floor show.

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Titus said...

The guy on the far right is fucking hot.

tits.

Titus said...

Troop, may I recommend RuPaul's Drag Race?

The Dude said...

Is there an over/under for how long A Rod will remain a Y*nkee? Wouldn't he fit in better at the Mets?