They went to the Monster Mash and threw the keys to the Munster Mobile up on the table. They ended up coming home with Gomez and Morticia. Aunt Lily told me all about them.
They were very weird. He just wanted to kiss her hand and up her arm. But he never wanted to get it in. But Morticia was a freak. She kept grinding on Uncle Herman and grinding and grinding. He had so many orgasms that he couldn't take it anymore. He finally handed her his detachable penis and turned over to go to sleep.
That's when Aunt Lily knew that it was really over. Even kinky sex couldn't keep him awake.
What could she do to keep him!
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