Branch water is water taken from the crick very near the spring. Very cold and clear; the only thing better than branch water for bourbon is crushed ice...
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
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Well, as long as its a cheap bourbon...
But he good stuff only mixes with a little ice and good friends.
Now if you can get a really good friend into the bathtub, all bets are off.
What the heck is branchwater, anyway?
Is that the Kramer dude from Seinfeld? I didn't think he bathed.
Might not be Kramer, he might be the Manichevitz kind, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Looks like James Mason to me.
Yes it is James Mason. And he is thinking about girls. Very young girls. And how to drown Shelly Winters. Or something like that.
Branch water is water taken from the crick very near the spring. Very cold and clear; the only thing better than branch water for bourbon is crushed ice...
Damn it; where's the bottle?
Troop has me making associations now...
James Mason conjurs up images of nubile Lolitas to Troop.
When I see "Trooper York", I think about Dick York from Bewitched.
PLEASE tell me you are not a Dick, Troop?
Not really. If you want to conjure me up think Ralph Kramden in the Honeymooners. That's about right.
Or Walter Matthau in the Odd Couple is maybe even closer. We have a similar sensibility although I am a little more cheerful.
Whoa....
We need to work at that "cheerfulness".
Alice and Felix would thank us for that.
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