Sunday, March 1, 2009

The Hoff laments!


The Hoff: I just want to stuff my face between your sweet buns…. He estado pensando en ti.
The Hoff: I just want to stick my tongue into your cheese and lap up your ketchup…. Sólo puedo pensar en ti.
The Hoff: Eres muy Linda…no other meat can ever be so fine…so bonita
The Hoff: I called my cousin to tell him about you….he is coming to inject me with Viagra so I will not disappoint you.
The Hoff: Desde que te conocí no hago nada más que pensar en ti
The Hoff:Árbol de limón, muy bonita, y la flor de limón es dulce
to eat Pero el fruto de los pobres de limón es imposible comer
Un día bajo el árbol de limón, mi amor y yo mentira
Una chica tan dulce que cuando ella sonríe, levanta las estrellas en el cielo
Hemos perdido el verano pasado que en el amor bajo el árbol de limón
La música de su risa de mi padre se escondió palabra de mí
Un día se fue sin decir una palabra, le quitó el sol
Y en la oscuridad que dejó sabía lo que había hecho
The Hoff: I am so sorry…..where are you my little burger…where are you.

16 comments:

Darcy said...

LOL! Poor Lem.

Trooper York said...

Lem? Que es Lem?

Darcy said...

Uhh...yeah, what was I thinking? I must have been confused. :)

Trooper York said...

No sabe senorita.

Hoosier Daddy said...

I only know two languages. English and bad English.

Darcy said...

Lo siento, Senor York. Hee.

Hoosier Daddy said...

Actually I can passibly get by in Polish to thanks to my Grandmother.

I can also call you a pig eating son of a whore in Polish thanks to my Grandfather.

As you were.

Darcy said...

Well, that's somethin', Hoosier Daddy! :)

Asante Samuel said...

Next poll- grossest photo. Hoff has the early lead on Amy (after).

Ron said...

I know "The Soup Tastes Like Shit" in Polish! W zupa smakuje jak cholera

Trooper, I have two posts for you!

Freeman Hunt said...

I know how to say something bad in Italian. At a high school French language immersion camp I learned, much to my surprise, that a lot of French people know some Italian.

TitusisColdToday said...

That picture is kind of gross.

chickelit said...
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chickelit said...

I know how to say something bad in Italian.

Was it a blasphemy Freeman? All the really bad ones I know are.

Freeman Hunt said...

Was it a blasphemy Freeman? All the really bad ones I know are.

No. It was of the "go do a certain thing to yourself, you bodily orifice" variety.

chickelit said...

I know that one. It's milder than what I'm thinking.