Thursday, November 19, 2009

Driving Eddie Curry


Eddie Curry: Davie?
Dave the limo driver: Yes'm.
Eddie Curry: You're my best friend.
Dave the limo driver: No, go on Eddie.
Eddie Curry: No, really, you are... [Takes Davie's hand]
Eddie Curry: You are.
Dave the limo driver: Yes'm. So where am I driving you?
Eddie Curry: Back to Garden. I have another game tonight.
Dave the limo driver: That’s right, you got in the game last night. First time in five years right?
Eddie Curry: Don’t be an asshole Dave. Jayson Williams still needs someone to drive him to court to cop a plea this week. Don’t you make me send you down there.
Dave the limo driver: Sorry Eddie. But you had a great game right?
Eddie Curry: Pretty good, pretty good. 3 out of 4 from the field. Went to the line a whole lot. Got to the middle. You know what that means?

Dave the limo driver: What’s that Eddie?
Eddie Curry: I was feelin’ it. You feelin’ it Davie?
Dave the limo driver: Not really Eddie.Eddie Curry: Maybe you should. Pull over. It’s time you start feelin’ it bitch.
(Driving Eddie Curry, 2009)

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