Saturday, November 14, 2009

Please Dr. Welby


"So Dr. Welby, what's the story with your partner?"
"Who Dr. Kiley? Better forget about him Cindy. It's like the song his cousin sings on Broadway. The impossible dream."
"Why do you say that?"
"Why he is engaged to this big nosed singer with a really bitchy personality. You don't want to get on her wrong size. She'll cut a bitch. Right Consuelo?"
"Stop looking at her ta-ta's Senor Welby or no chootcie chootcie for you hombre."
"Ok sorry you have to go. The last time this happened I had to buy her a Volkswagen beetle and pay for her green card. And that was only because I was squeezing some corpse tits. Health care is a very tough profession."

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