Sunday, April 1, 2012

Commentor Memories number 135 Titus and Allie meet up in Austin



But somehow his rare clumber wasn't into meeting Allie's friend.

I guess he has diferent tendencies so to speak.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ow, damn you Titus, I said no teeth!

Titus said...

I find that picture incredibly offensive.

The rare clumber and I went to the beach today. He fucking loves the ocean.

Can't get him out of the water.

Of course onlookers were wanting to know what kind he is and if they can pet him.

Went home to the park afterwards and The Somalian Butt Pirates and their Somalian Butt Pirate children were having their annual Sunday terrorist party. The dog park was infiltrated by Somalians of all ages, talking Somalian. I like foreign but they are not attractive people. It's those fucking crazy eyes.

One butt pirate child wanted to touch the rare clumber and I was like no Somalian Butt Pirate Terrorist child. And stop crazy eyeing him Kizzy. She was looking at him like she wanted to eat him.

tits.

Titus said...

My husband always bitches at me that I use teeth when blowing him.

He and I are both like forget it, just jerk it off yourself-just not on my face.

tits.

MamaM said...

Veleeta likes forward facing dogs.
It's wood peckers she hates.
Cuz there's few things worse than a splinter in the twat.

Anonymous said...

I can't think of one thing that would be worse than a splinter in the I hate that word.

blake said...

Titus lacks continuity.

chickelit said...

I see ankle biting. So typical over there.

Anonymous said...

Titus was a meanie to that poor Priest, just for that Titus, swift kick from my hind hoof.

Do you have any memory of that Titus?

Titus said...

I just watched Bridemaids and loved it.

Meghan McCarthy taking a dump in the sink was awesome.

tits.

Titus said...

I love the baby shower in the movie with the white swans and chocolate waterfall.

Jill Claybergh was in it too, she must of died right after. Sad, she was pretty.


tits.

Roger J. said...

OK, troop--you owe me a new monitor--note to self: never read your blog when I drink coffee

chickelit said...

Is that a lactated springer?

The Dude said...

It is now.

windbag said...

Tits for Titus.

Titus said...

I love that windbag.

Awesome!

chickelit said...

Not your dad's National Geographic, Windbag.

windbag said...

I'll bet her dad isn't bragging anymore about how his little princess is helping to save the world by joining the Peace Corps.

MamaM said...

Not your dad's National Geographic

The titty version of the rifle/gun ditty.

chickelit said...

"Guns and Mammo"?

or better, "Buns and Mammo."

MamaM said...

Regardless of what's in the arsenal, chickenlittle, nothing outpowers a lactated springer!

The best of the good stuff.

chickelit said...

I bought the latest Nat'l Geo issue with the Titanic cover and story.
Good stuff!
Thanks for the heads up.

Titus said...

My father has always had springers. His current springer is 15 years old.

Do you know that they are notorious for having "springer rage" too?

Seriously.

Where clumbers are completely docile yet aloof-I love that about the clumber breed. That's why I picked them. I am very aloof as well-don't get too close bitches.

They will not come up to strangers and sloper over them. They have to gain your trust. BUT, they are never hostile. They are referred to as reserved-so love that temperament.

Now let's see some tits in this place.