So this six year old kid comes up to us at the family barbeque and says "Uncle Jim I want to tell you a joke." I say "Ok what's the Joke?"
He goes "How do you wake up Lady Gaga?" I go "I don't know how do you wake up Lady Gaga?"
"Poke-her-face" he replied "With your cock."
Kids grow up fast in Brooklyn. Just sayn'
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I thought that poke-her-face stuff was supposed to stay in Vegas. Did you bring it back to Brooklyn?
TY sure has gotten haunchy lately.
Don't ask me ask that dirty little kid.
Hey when you are making fewer posts you have to make them count.
How come you're not celebrating the Fenway Park Centennial?
I can understand why Allie isn't.
Time to go get my waxing.
I knew a guy in Boonton, NJ who had a liquor store back in the 80's. He had t-shirts w/ his motto, "Liquor in the front, poker her in the rear."
Allie, baseball fans have a higher IQ than any other sports fans. Oh..I'm sure your the exception to the rule.
C'mon, spinelli.
It's "poker in the rear."
This dump needs a little class.
ricpic waxes poetic
does that count?
It beats wichsen prosaic.
True story: My son was about 7. He was bugging the hell out of his little sister. She was screaming, "Stop, stop!!" which, of course, only made him torment her more. I intervened and said, "Son, what part of stop don't you understand." He said, "Maybe the S-T." I laughed. Asked him a smartass question and he responded with a smartass answer.
Kids do say the darnedest things.
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