Friday, April 20, 2012

Hey I got invited to a barbeque at Obama's White House



They sent out invitations to everyone who has a TV show because they must think we are Hollywood douches or something.

But I don't care for the hot dogs he serves. Just sayn'

26 comments:

chickelit said...

But I don't care for the hot dogs he serves.

That looks like Titus' favorite flavor!

Just sayin'

Anonymous said...

Aw, sweet adorable puppy, who could eat that face?

ndspinelli said...

I would eat his kidneys w/ some fava beans and a nice chianti.

The Dude said...

The dog eater you voted for. Get over it, I love dogs, he loves dog.

ndspinelli said...

He married a dog.

Chip S. said...

Obama hates capitalism b/c it's a dog-eat-dog system.

He views that as a terrible waste of food.

Anonymous said...

What did Obama exclaim after eating his first dog burger?

Doggone!

Chip S. said...

Burger's a weird name for a dog.

The Dude said...

Mmm, puppy chow. Or a Chow puppy, it's all good.

Anonymous said...

Chip, not if he's a German Shepard.

windbag said...

Michael Vick is unavailable for comment.

The Dude said...

Wouldn't that be Fritz or Hans or some kraut shit like that?

A dog with hans - now there's something you don't see every day.

To Serve Dog. Run, Bo, RUN!!!

Anonymous said...

Shepherd?

Anonymous said...

Do you mean schwanz?

Chip S. said...

Dindin Tin.

The Dude said...

AllieOop wrote... "Do you mean schwanz?"

Hey, leave Titus out of this.

Trooper York said...

I thought Obama's dogs name was
Rin-Din-Din.

The Dude said...

Does he order pupperoni pizza?

The Dude said...

In all seriousness, do we know when he stopped eating dogs?

Of course that depends upon how attractive one finds Michelle, I guess.

blake said...

I think it's hilarious.

Because you know, maybe he hasn't eaten dog. Maybe it's Bill Ayers who has. Maybe nobody has, but they thought it would make BHO seem more cosmopolitan.

Now, what?

The Dude said...

Well I, for one, will hide my dogs when Obama is in town to raise money.

Let it not be said that I cannot plan for adverse contingencies...

And should the SS show up, I'll toss a couple of Colombian hookers and some blow out the door - that'll distract 'em.

windbag said...

shameless self promotion

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Hot Diggity Dog!

AllenS said...

Two questions --

To Clinton: "Boxers or briefs?"

To Obama: "Boxers or beagles?"

windbag said...

You know, all kidding aside, we might be a bit harsh on Obama. I mean, he's taking heat for eating dogs, but Clinton got a pass when he let a cow eat him.

The Dude said...

Hitler discovers Obama ate his dog Fluffy