Thursday, April 26, 2012

NFL QB Sought by FBI

When I heard that an NFL quarterback was being sought by the FBI I started to laugh. But then I found out it was Ryan Leaf. You see I thought it was Aaron Rodgers.

You know that he is a butt burglar.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

33 comments:

chickelit said...

I had to look up "butt burglar" on Urban Dictionary.

That's nasty, troop.

blake said...

I can't condone the burgling of butts.

I don't think.

Michael Haz said...

Breaking Sports News!! The New Orleans Saints are being fined (again) because their O-line coach posted a bounty payable to any draftee who sacks Roger Goddell on stage during the NFL draft show.

(See how I didn't take the bait you put out there by disparaging Aaron Rodgers, the greatest QB in the history of Greatness? And how I didn't say something like "Oh yeah?? At least he didn't have his big brother hold his hand on the way to practice??? Or something?)

ndspinelli said...

"Have I told you the Giants won the Super Bowl?" Haz, that's Troopers auto response. It's as stale as week old pizza, but that's all he's got. And, since he's busy, I though I would just make his comment for him.

Michael Haz said...

Spin - Troop has to say it so often because it seldom happens that the Giants win a Super Bowl.

Now if I'd say "Did I tell you that the Packers won the Super Bowl?" You'd probably answer "What? Again? Is that why they're building that addition to Lambeau, because the trophy room is full, again?"

Trooper York said...

Since 1980 the Giants have one four Superbowls and lost one. The Packers have won two and lost one.

So the Packers really have to take a back seat to the Giants for the last thirty two years. Just sayn'

Trooper York said...

And the trophy room is full. Of cheese.

chickelit said...

Since 1980 the Giants have one four Superbowls and lost one.

I don't get the date qualifier there, Troop. They're both old franchises--why not go back to the 1960's?

And surely the Giants have won more trophies since the beginning of football--before the Superbowl.

chickelit said...

I mean, I thought you sportsdudes were all into statistics off the tops of your heads.

Michael Haz said...

Both teams have won four Super Bowls.

The Packers have won 11 NFL Championships; the Giants have won 4 NFL Championships.

The Giants were evicted from New York and are hiding out in New Jersey.

blake said...

When the Bruins beat the Rangers
For that Stanley Cup
I got so drunk
I could not stand up

When the Mets don't win
I get upset
I got a bullet hole
In my TV set

Seven is a heaven
Nine is a cloud
It's great to be one
Of the home team crowd

chickelit said...

The Packers have won 11 NFL Championships; the Giants have won 4 NFL Championships.

That says David vs. Goliath right there. I'm for the Packers all the way. Of course, some on the left are all into hating David these days.

ndspinelli said...

What Haz said!

ndspinelli said...

Being completely oblivious about anything involving being cool or fashionable, my bride and I were watching the Brewer game this week. I said to her, "It seems like Braun[her fav] always has a 5 day crufty beard", as seen in the photos you provided. She said, "Well that's the style." I had a 4 or 5 day growth @ the time and said, "I guess I'm in style." Her reply was quick, "No..you're just a lazy slob who only shaves once a week even though you have a thick beard. Braun trims it that way." I was fucking clueless and truly amazed. But, in my mind now, I'm hip 2-4 days a week.

ndspinelli said...

I do shower daily.

The Dude said...

That's pretty funny, calling Ryan Leaf a quarterback. When he "retired" Jim Rome said "How can you retire when you never did the job?"

He was correct. Jamarcus Russell thinks Leaf was a big bust.

I think Jane Russell was.

Trooper York said...

I went back thirty years because that is the modern era of football. Everything changed in the 1980's.

Trooper York said...

People do the same thing in baseball.

There is something called "The Modern Era."

Trooper York said...

And the reason why I started in 1980 is because it makes my argument better.

Don't you guys pay attention?

Michael Haz said...

I laugh in your general direction.

Michael Haz said...

That is a cute picture of Mr. and Mrs. Eli Manning on your other post, by the way.

Trooper York said...

Have I told you lately that Eli Manning has two Super Bowl rings?

Brett Farve and Titus Rodgers each have one a piece.

chickelit said...

How many does Starr have?

blake said...

Titus has a Super Bowl ring?

Tits!

Trooper York said...

Bart Starr also has two Super Bowl rings if we are just talking about "Super Bowls."

Trooper York said...

He also photocopied his junk and mailed it to Angie Dickenson.

It's a Packer's thing.

chickelit said...

blake said...
Titus has a Super Bowl ring?

I'd like to buy a vowel FTW, please.

The Dude said...

Souper?

ndspinelli said...

Trooper, We notice you spinning like your soulmate James Carville. We just tire calling you on all your Carvillisms sometimes.

ndspinelli said...

Favre was a Jet when the junk shot happened. Seems like North Jersey turns players into perverts ala your hero LT or gangsters like your other hero Plaxico.

Trooper York said...

Yeah like that's the first time that happened.

There are a whole boat load of women who have photo's of Brett Farve's junk in Wisconsin.

Some of them post on this very blog.

blake said...

Autographed, even.

Don't ask what with.

The Dude said...

Some of them are called "Meade".