Titus said...There was geese shit everywhere. Even in the most remote areas.
Those fucking geese get around and they are mean.
I say kill them.
Who wants to step in geese shit.
And they pinch some pretty big loaves. And they are fucking mean.
And they have scary fucking moustaches.
I would not do a goose.
Not hot.
tits.
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I remember the great George Brett hitting an upper deck bomb off of this racist hillbilly in 1980 to win the playoffs. Just sayn'!!!
Gossage was a one pitch pither w/ a really bad mustache. Even basesball groupies wouldn't fuck this hillbilly. But, they would fuck Roy White. That's what your sister told me, Trooper.
That was only because George Brett hat lots of stuff injected into his butt. The least of which was steriods.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Roy White was the Barack Obama of the Yankees.
Don't forget Rolly Finger's stache.
He looked like one of the Village People.
Just sayin.
tits.
He was one of the Village People.
He was the Cowboy.
Billy Bean was a fag baseball player who now owns a faggy restaurant in Miami, natch.
Did anyone see Donald Driver on DWTS last night?
Dear Lord. I felt like he raped me during that dance and I fucking loved it. And he was shirtless and all inked up and amazing. The cuban is fucking hot too on DWTS.
tits.
Sometimes one pitch is all you need.
I almost got attacked by a goose today. I parked my car right next to her nest. When I got out, she got up and hissed at me.
I took a picture from the safety of my car after I got back in later.
http://instagr.am/p/JQAN9ryfYZ/
Damn. Should have previewed it first. Sorry about the bad HTML.
Something told the wild geese it was time to go.
We went to our fav park again today and the geese were in full force.
They are fucking loud. I so would love to shoot them.
They have green, grainy turds. And I was watching them today and they just pinch at any time, while walking, swimming, making out. flying. They have not control over their puckers. Fucking for them but be such a bore.
And what happens to all the empty clam shells on the beach? Were did the clams go? Can you eat a clam directly from the beach? I believe i saw some spics fishing for them but you know they will eath anything. Do you know in China they eat all kinds of bugs and scorpions, on sticks, at their "farm markets". It all has some healthy meaning. A bug is good for a woman to get preggers, sea lion makes the little chingys hog hard, and scorpion's clean out your asshole.
Goose.
Well Trooper, good hitters like Brett owned the hillbilly. Ask the fans in the upper deck @ the Stadium who would catch Brett's homers. But, @ least Gossage wasn't a trampoline jumper like your current hillbilly. Is Joba's momma still cooking meth? Titus might be interested. I learned from reading David Sedaris[I love that whacky family] that the gays have a real affinity for meth. However, I believe our juicer gay friend is smart enough not to mess w/ meth.
Chuck, Geese are nasty animals. If one comes @ you it should be legal to kill it on the spot. I'm w/ Titus on that.
That mustache kind of looks like a dirty mouth, like he forgot to wipe is mouth after eating chocolate.
Allie, It's actually feces from kissing Steinbrenner's ass. In the Yankee clubhouse they called it the Goose Ass Brush. The Boss wasn't very hygenic w/ ass wiping and Goose was the designated moist towelette. Trooper can tell you stories about that.
Reports from Hell indicate Billy Martin has The Boss as his boy toy.
Now, now nd. If you were a faithful reader of "Hell Needs a PA Announcer" you would know that all Yankees go to Heaven because God is a Yankee fan.
God doesn't give a rat's ass about sports. But, if he did, he would certainly be more righteous than to let all Yanks in even if he were a Yank fan.
My sources in heaven say someone's been looking for Billy Martin and The Babe but have been told they're either in purgatory or hell. Joe D is still in purgatory since he insists on being called "the greatest dead ballplayer" and God is righteous, knowing he wasn't even the "greatest living ballplayer" when he sanctimoniously insisted on that introduction.
Dude even Morgan Freeman knows that God is a Yankee's fan. That's why he always wears a Yankee hat when he plays God.
You're saying God is a fat loudmouth who sits in the upper deck, screams the entire game, and then throws his empty pint whiskey bottle @ the umpire in the 6th inning?
Well, if it's the 6th and he's only had a pint he may not be God but he is certainly on his way to sainthood. You don't have to be God to know that umpires are the devil.
Of course God is a fat loudmouth. I am made in his image for crying out loud. Don't you read the Bible you ignorant wop.
You're saying God is a fat loudmouth who sits in the upper deck, screams the entire game, and then throws his empty pint whiskey bottle @ the umpire in the 6th inning?
I think that's Harry Carey you're talking about. If he's God, we're all screwed.
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