Saturday, April 14, 2012

More of Allie's Tales of Nasty Nurses

AllieOop said...
I haven't worn a uniform dress for years and years, maybe not since nursing school, try bending over, stretching, lifting, twisting, reaching in a dress, even one not nearly that short.
No it was no pants since nursing school, didn't mean the old codgers still didn't try to cop a feel and some of them were quick!
But hey the tips were good.

26 comments:

chickelit said...

But hey the tips were good.

Reminds me of a joke about a leper and a prostitute.

ndspinelli said...

Hoochy Mama!!! I thought Allie was a brunette.

Trooper, you have an incredible array of photos.

chickelit said...

Hey spinelli: Sorry we didn't meet up in San Diego. I'll be in Wisconsin in June, maybe we can try then.

The weather turned crappy here again. I'm sitting next to the fireplace (heat's turned off for the year), burning up the last of the wood.

Anonymous said...

That was me in my blond days, yep sure was.

The Dude said...

My father told me about a salesman who used to sell in a leper colony until his business dropped off.

Anonymous said...

That's how I put myself through nursing school.

Michael Haz said...

The best part of a leper hockey game is the face-off.

windbag said...

That was me in my blond days

Did the carpet match the drapes?

Anonymous said...

I just noticed I wrote I wore no pants, yikes.

blake said...

Looks like there's no carpet 't all.

AllenS said...

I was going to say, "Wait a minute, you wore no pants?"

AllenS said...

I've always had dark hair. Some years ago, I started to have it streaked with grey. Now, every year I add more gray. Looks real cool. Couldn't remember how to spell gray/grey, so I used both of them. Evidently, the roots have grown down into my brain.

blake said...

Spelling "gray" is kind of a grey area.

ndspinelli said...

chickenlittle, I'll be around most of June, love to meet you. And, we'll be back to San Diego next year if June doesn't work. No "Sorrys" needed w/ me..I'm a dude.

Anonymous said...

So, being a dude means you never have to say sorry? ;)

Ahhhh, now I understand, silly me.

AllenS said...

A woman who wears no panties, has less laundry to do.

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Anonymous said...

Allen, after coming home from work, with all the germs in the hospitals, I used to strip off my scrubs and crocs and throw them in the washer, then walk through the house naked if I forgot to have a robe in the laundry room, or one of my daughters grabbed it and didnt replace it, that happened on occasion.

Once my teenage son had a friend staying overnight without my knowledge and there was an embarrassing situation, that poor kid's eyes almost popped out of his head, but he didn't look away, pretty bold. My son smacked him in the head and said, "hey that's my Mom!"

The Dude said...

Yeah, but she looks hot!

Trooper York said...

Hey I read that story in the Penthouse Forum but it ended differently.

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Anonymous said...

I swear that wasn't me! I'm no Mrs. Robinson.

chickelit said...

@ndspinelli: I'm going to try to convince garage mahal to host a floating party on his pontoon boat. I'd like to see everybody who doesn't get along get on board. Maybe somebody will get wet.

The Dude said...

I once told Garbage that I would like to get together with him for a couple of shots. He said something about drinks. I told him that drinks would not be involved. He was not amused. He's a liberal, but he is a shit head.

Anonymous said...

I think he has a dry sense of humor. He does get funny once in a while over at the TOP.

The Dude said...

Dry. Right. Needs to think about the Cultural Revolution, where the peasants were dry due to being drained of their blood. Fuck him and his commie friends. Somehow they are able to overlook the deaths of 100 million people directly attributable to his preferred form of government. I'll take him out for shots, alright.