Wednesday, January 9, 2013

It's just not for breakfast anymore!

After the big controversy today over Kevin Garnett telling Carmelo Anthony that his wife tasted like a "Honey Nut Cheerio"........I decided to take a poll over what some of your favorite celebrities tasted like!

So vote for the breakfast food that most taste likes the celebrity (Except for Titus who has actually tasted four out of the five choices)

Franken berry........Michelle Obama
Grits and gravy......Jessica Simpson
Krispy Cream.......Rosie O'Donnell
Pickled Herring.....Mariah Carey
Cap'n Crunch........Aaron Rodgers.

You make the call.

32 comments:

blake said...

So, three people voted for your poll but didn't comment?

You have lurkers?

Chip S. said...

Hey, my vote didn't get recorded!

Or else it got added to Obama's total in Philly.

windbag said...

Jessica's the only one I'd be willing to taste. Just sayin'.

chickelit said...

One of them looks like Dennis Hopper's beard!

Titus said...

I have been in DC and Princeton over the past couple days. Princeton is so not as fab as Cambridge. There is even abandoned stor fronts in Princeton which as you know gets me big time.

Lots of strategic shit, little operational shit (thank god).
Lots of new organizational changes happening though. And mucho quantitative as well as qualitative shit.

Wish me luck and let's face it I am the most fab,in business and personal terms on this entire blog.

Where is Mamam?

tits.

Titus said...

Cumming back on the shuttle from Newark the women's tits next to me invaded my personal space.

I wanted to say to those tits, "you are infringing upon me, whore".

But I didn't because I am polite.

tits.

Chip S. said...

There is even abandoned stor fronts in Princeton ...

Yes, but they're abandoned straw-boater-and-raccon-coat stores, not some run-of-the-mill shitholes.

Just wait 'til the new Gatsby movie comes out. All that shit will be back in style, and Princeton will experience a retailing renaissance.

Chip S. said...

But I didn't because I am polite.

Most men don't object for a very different reason.

john said...

Al Franken berry? Is that a snide reference to his somewhat effeminate mannerisms?

john said...

Jesus, there really is a Frankenberry cereal.

I obviously don't shop along the lower shelf on the breakfast aisle.

chickelit said...

I guess Count Chocula was racist?

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I went to voodoo doughnuts and had a Captain My Captain doughnut. They had cock and ball doughnuts which Titus would like.

windbag said...

chickelit for the win!!

Darcy said...

Those donuts look good.

What's the poll about again? :)

The Dude said...

If you find out, Darce, don't tell me. ;^)

Darcy said...

I probably won't find out, Sixty. Or if I do, I'll forget.

I'm old now! Boo. :)

The Dude said...

Now that there is funny. You can't even see old from where you are, bein' in the bloom of youth and all.

NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

Oops, kind of lost track of what I was talkin' about there, which is - you funny!

Michael Haz said...

Is the Pub open? And who's buying?

Michael Haz said...

Oh yeah, we're toasting Darcy's birthday! Happy Birthday Darcy!

You can finally stop using that fake ID.

The Dude said...

I'll buy a round of single malts in honor of Darce's birthday. It's only fittin'...

Darcy said...

*Hugs*

Thanks, guys!

Now get off my lawn. Or Trooper's lawn. Oh, this won't work and I'll never be good at it. =)

blake said...

HBD, Darcy!

Frankenberry is a real thing, as is Count Chocula and Booberry. There was also a Fruit Brute and a Mummy Yummy, briefly.

Nasty stuff.

blake said...

And also Happy Birthday! ;)

windbag said...

Happy, happy birthday, Darcy.

chickelit said...

Imagine if you will..link

Darcy said...

That was really cool, Bruce!

And thanks windbag and Blake. :)

chickelit said...

Happy Birthday, Darcy and thanks! There are three other clips there -- one I recorded as a reply to garage mahal on Althouse. It's called "dagnabit"

Perhaps John Wayne, Jimmy Stewart, Lionel Barrymore, Richard Nixon or someone else will need to "speak" to you!

Titus said...

Happy Bday Darce.

Happy Bday Mister President.

Happy Bday to you.

boo poop de doo

tits.

MamaM said...

Imagine if you will..

Honestly, chickelit, that takes the cake! Along with the donuts, frankenberries and sardines.

There is something intriguing about sound, maybe because it involves the anticipation of not "seeing" what's coming next or knowing what will be expressed, but I laughed out loud. The kind of laugh I've been missing for a while, one of surprise. Maybe delight if that's not too goofy a word?

Whatevs, it was cool beans! The tricky dickey bird was fun too.

May the blessings of health, happiness and goodness (and laughter) be yours, Darcy, and you celebrate and enter into another year of life.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

There are some good ones here...

chickelit said...

I'm glad you enjoyed it MamaM!

Darcy said...

Thank you Bruce, Titus and MamaM!

Thank you, all. :)