Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
The Camera adds ten pounds!
Everybody knows that.
The only thing I couldn't figure out was that there was this guy in a top hat with a peg leg and a harpoon that kept following me around waiting for me to go in the water.
When it comes to assertions regarding vileness, a lot depends on who's in charge of the Vile 'n' Douche Meter and where the reading's being taken.
Vile is one of those words that covers a lot of territory, from abominably wicked, morally despicable, disgusting to the senses or emotions, tending to humiliate or degrade; on down to unpleasant, and finally, paltry.
While it serves as a useful word for making declarations about others, the songwriter who penned "Joy to the World" believed the capacity for vileness to be present in all human hearts particularly his own.
I hold with the belief that the capacity to experience love, light and joy is also present within all. That it gets clouded over is another story
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
17 comments:
Was there any underwater boinking?
Just how many cameras were on you?
You need a strap on camera you can wear on your head!
Who was taking the photos? You really should work on your U/W poses.
Here's a photo my son took of me in Hawaii: link
The wife had bought and underwater camera during our last Christmas cruise two years ago. It is waterproof and takes both photo's and video.
The wife always takes the photos as I shake too much. She always mocks me and calls me Shaky the Clown.
Shaky cam video is considered artsy--at least it used to be in reality cinematography. But don't ask me, blake knows that pose.
She always mocks me and calls me Shaky the Clown.
The Replacements did a song back in the 80s called "Lay It Down Clown" with the prescient line: "Spirit is willing and you think you got what it takes
The only exercise you ever get is the shakes"
When I was growing up we were so poor I had to go to Shaky the Barber for the cut rates.
Yeah well we were so poor my Catholic parents hired Shakey The Mohel for my circumcision..so there!
Is that why they call you nick?
I hope that last comment wasn't vile.
My brother's nickname is Shaky. Honest, it is.
OK, back to the blurry photos, please.
hope that last comment wasn't vile.
Riding the raggedy edge??
When it comes to assertions regarding vileness, a lot depends on who's in charge of the Vile 'n' Douche Meter and where the reading's being taken.
Vile is one of those words that covers a lot of territory, from abominably wicked, morally despicable, disgusting to the senses or emotions, tending to humiliate or degrade; on down to unpleasant, and finally, paltry.
While it serves as a useful word for making declarations about others, the songwriter who penned "Joy to the World" believed the capacity for vileness to be present in all human hearts particularly his own.
I hold with the belief that the capacity to experience love, light and joy is also present within all. That it gets clouded over is another story
If the camera adds ten pounds...buy a lighter camera.
Shakey the mohel ruined spinelli for life! Sitting in cars for hours, staring into rooms. Now it all makes sense.
I found a hair on my sculpted shoulder and I am deva.
And Troop, God Bless You-you don't give a shit-I love that.
tits.
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