Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Little Pink Houses and Orange Jump Suits and Copycunts.




So my faithful monitor and spy on TOP has emailed me to say that the Evil Blogger Lady wrote a post about John Cougar Mellencamps stupid spawn. Just to make fun of the kids name. Like we did three days ago. Just more proof that they are reading us pretty closely.

I expect a post about Duck Dynasty and Elmore Leonard tomorrow. Just saying.

20 comments:

Cody Jarrett said...

There was that, and there was also a post about something that was going on at Lem's.

Whaddayiz expect? The woman's numb as a hake and can't be expected to invent her own posts.


I loved the post where she put a big picture of herself doing the stand up paddleboard thing. And a video.

All the commenters were going nuts for Madame's legs.

Seriously? The card table on my back porch has better looking legs than that old wore out sow.

Cody Jarrett said...

But a reliable source tells me eddie utcher has attempted to pleasure himself at least 3 times since the vid was posted.

Poor guy. Just can't seem to function.

The Dude said...

Still avoiding that place.

Should avoid going meta all over it, too.

Remember Troopski, thieves only steal from the best.

I stole that from Eddie.

ndspinelli said...

They're stalkers.

Chip S. said...

I expect a post about Duck Dynasty and Elmore Leonard tomorrow.

The Elmore post just went up.

Trooper York said...

Ha. That's pretty rich. What a copycunt.

Chip S. said...

Now I'm sorta expecting a kitchen video w/ Larry.

"Cooking with Merde".

Cody Jarrett said...

Although she does post news of the day.

Now if fuckface starts wearing bedazzled Hawaiian shirts...

Darcy said...

Cody, I was surprised by how good her legs looked in that pic. I think they're nicer than mine. But yeah, the slobbering over them was icky.

chickelit said...

I think they're nicer than mine.

I bet not since you starting running. I had the same sense of revulsion over the fawning. It was also very predictable.

Chip S. said...

edutcher has returned?

The Dude said...

We reviewed his favorite movie "Annie Gets Paddled in Shorts" over at TOOP.

Special Ed has nearly worn out his copy of "Annie Skis in a Dress" - you can imagine his reaction to the latest loop. I am surprised he can type with one hand.

Chip S. said...

Damn, Sixty, I believed you and went looking for the thread. All I got for my trouble was learning that some proper ladies think it's icky to get sticky.

Cody Jarrett said...

Cody, I was surprised by how good her legs looked in that pic. I think they're nicer than mine. But yeah, the slobbering over them was icky.

Well, without a direct comparison I can't really say, and I haven't looked at all the pictures on your twitter page, only the ones you mentioned the other day (cuz looking more would be like stalking or something)...but I still find it difficult to believe.

If nothing else your legs have to be better than hers because you're just a really nice person and she's a really evil and twisted person. It always shows.

chickelit said...

Chip, are you coyboting Lems'?

Darcy said...

@Cody

What a nice thing to say! Thank you.

I'm serious about the legs, though. From mid-thigh down I could compete, but I don't think I'd look good in shorts that short. I think very few women do - and especially 60 year olds!

cc: El Pollo (thank you, too)

blake said...

Well, as Darcy's official stalker, I beg to differ with her on this.

Not that I've seen said video.

What am I? Some kind o' chump?

Cody Jarrett said...

It's a known fact that Darcy is too hard on herself.

Cody Jarrett said...

BTW, Blake...did you fill out an application, have to show your resume, references from other women you've stalked...that kind of thing, or did you just sort of assume the position?

Hmm. I didn't mean assume the position like that.

blake said...

Some things you gotta go to school for.

Some things you learn on the streets.

Some things you're born for.