Saturday, August 24, 2013

Marilyn's Diary

Uncle Herman loved to sing. He was always strumming his guitar when he wasting strumming my nipples. I remember how he used to stand outside my window and play Peter Gabriel songs. We didn't have boom boxes then.

But the best times was when some of Aunt Lily's friends would come over and have a jam session. Her one friend Charley was a pretty talented singer and song writer. He became very famous later in the sixties.  He was friends with the guys in the Beach Boys and everything. He wanted me to move out to his ranch with a bunch of other girls and to carve a swastika in my forehead but that wasn't for me.

You see I wanted to stay with my Uncle Herman so he could fiddle around with me.

54 comments:

chickelit said...

Were any of your favorite westerns filmed at the Spahn Ranch?

Cody Jarrett said...

Zorro tv episodes were filmed there. And we know how much some people feel about mexican men who prance around and pull out their ahem...swords.

NTTAWWT.

chickelit said...

Some Zorro episodes were film in Oceanside at the local mission.

Cody Jarrett said...

Yeah. I meant to type 'some Zorro tv episodes' but for some reason...didn't.

Ravages of fatigue and disease, or something.

LOL


ndspinelli said...

Charley Manson is about the size of the mayors of NYC and Chicago.

chickelit said...

Merde took a swipe at you Nick while praising Inga in the skateboard thread.

yashu said...
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Chip S. said...

The guy's still suffering from withdrawal.

He should take up golf.

Cody Jarrett said...

Just don't get it. The other day he was bleating on about how much "TOP" don't miss whatever it was.

So if they don't miss it...why is he still flopping his diseased ass over to Leominster's to check it out?

I mean--I know he's a liar, we all know he's a liar. But does he know he's a liar?

ndspinelli said...

I responded to Larry. Understand, I like skateboarders. I particularly like female skateboarders. They're an independent sort, some w/ a bit of a 'tude, but that's ok w/ me. They don't need to park their transportation. They don't need to lock it. They just pick it up and walk into school, work, stores, etc. If I were younger, it would appeal to me.

Cody Jarrett said...

Geez Spinelli, I din't know yez could talk so good.

I'd a just told him to go back to sucking off his wife's strap on and been done with it.

You got class.

Cody Jarrett said...

Chickster:

I like 'A Brook in the City' by Mr. Frost.

And I think it would appeal to Chips Ahoy with all it's talk of fetid darkness.

Fetid is a great word.

I bet lawnboy's strap on breath is fetid.
Which is different than feted. Or even fated.

The Dude said...

Different than bated or baited, too.

ndspinelli said...

Cody, I'll go toe to toe w/ you on being classless.

Cody Jarrett said...

No game, Spinelli. For one thing--you've got years of experience on me. All I've got is an evil mind and a foul mouth.

But seriously--that reply to shitheels was really good. You sounded calm, reasonable, maybe even urbane.

I couldn't have done that.

ndspinelli said...

Cody, Thanks, I appreciate that. Some might think my bride wrote it.

Cody Jarrett said...

Hmm. That hadn't really crossed my mind, but since you mentioned it....

chickelit said...

Cody, do me a favor and go leave that same Frost poem title comment in my Frost thread. I will get back to it easier in the future.

Thanks!

blake said...

The woods are lovely, dark and deep
But I have promises to keep
And miles to go before I sleep

The Dude said...

Within this vale
Of toil and sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin.

Burma Shave

ricpic said...

Ya know, I just dropped a comment at Lem's place which was scrubbed. I dared to say something unloving about the Mexican invasion. I'm beginning to think that there's no place left to be, er...un-respectable. Because that's it, those with the slightest interest in being respectable MUST toe the PC line. And of course because internally they know they've sinned against their what? their soul, when anyone dares commit apostasy he must be censored at the very least, destroyed at best to quell their consciences. A round about way of saying that the whole shebang, the whole lie will hold until total collapse. Total collapse would mean the end of Troop's business but then SOMEONE has to pay the price ha ha ha ha ha.

The Dude said...
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The Dude said...

ricpic wrote...

"The Mexican invasion has made US roads so much safer."

It's still there, Ricpic, at least on my computer.

ndspinelli said...

Orphan Annie has Elmore Leonard dissing to try and attract some controversy. Then, in a pathetic, sad, comment, solicits 100 people to ask her to write a novel.

There was a very nice article in the Sunday, 8/19/13 Wisconsin State Journal about my bride. A longtime columnist named Doug Moe did a profile. I didn't want to be vain by proxy so I didn't point it out. But, I know Annie has read it and I am certain it frosted her ample ass.

ricpic said...

Well, in that case, nevermind.

The Dude said...

Doug Mo? Sounds like a Wisconsinite.

The Dude said...

I meant, congratulations are in order - your wife deserves all the accolades and publicity she can get. I am eagerly awaiting her next book.

She has done really well in life, with one large exception.

ricpic said...

See, what I did was I put my comment on the wrong thread and then I noticed that a comment had been removed from the thread I should have put my comment on and then I assumed...

The Dude said...

I figured, but it was better that I allow you to sort that out.

Indians, Mexicans, at this point, what difference does it make?

Chip S. said...

8/19/13 must've been a particularly rough Sunday for Larry after the paper arrived.

ndspinelli said...

Sixty, a 225lb. exception. Thanks for real.

ndspinelli said...

ricpic, I have done exactly the same as you. Don't beat yourself up. Let us do that, you fuckin' Yid!

ndspinelli said...

ChipS, I really don't know, but knowing Annie, maybe so. My bride's picture is in the paper. It's the same one from the book. She is much better looking than Annie. My wife drinks wine from a bottle, and in moderation!

Chip S. said...

Well, nick, AA seems to be obsessed lately w/ how hard or easy it is to write a novel, and is confident that she could knock one off w/ no problem.

I don't remember ever reading anything like that at TOP before "Taken for Granted" came out to critical praise.

It's funny, in a deeply pathetic sort of way.

Cody Jarrett said...

LOL. Yeah. Remember the one a few months ago where she figured she could take a half dozen or so blog posts and turn book out of them?

Since she never writes more than 20 words per post...what kind of book? One of Owen's pop up books from Throw Momma From The Train?

Spinelli, I meant to ask--are the lovely and gracious Mrs. Spinelli's eyes really that blue, or was there some photo editing going on?

Cuz those are piercingly bright blue.

Cody Jarrett said...

My wife drinks wine from a bottle, and in moderation!

er...I'm sure there's a slight error here, right?

Cuz even Trooper uses a glass.

The Dude said...

Troopski drinks out of a paper bag. Saw him down in the Bowery the other day, and, from the looks of it, he probably is still there.

chickelit said...

I think what's happened is that Althouse doesn't like Elmore Leonard's writing in part because she doesn't like some people who like him. But she's conflicted on that and it shows.

Everyone should lighten up. I've never read the guy and here I am strutting around ginning up character from him.

chickelit said...

ricpic: I'm sorry to hear the Lem deleted you. It's more consistent with what I'd do than he.

chickelit said...

I mean, I deleted Titus's ass multiple times.

chickelit said...

I'm trying to do a labeling experiment here -- to see if Titus still reads here.

chickelit said...

Abigail Folger's alleged last words to Patricia Krenwinkel: "You can stop now -- I'm already dead."

The Dude said...

I saw that, E. P. I can only guess what sort of witty comments that illiterate sodomite wrote, as his range of commenting ability is as limited as his grasp on basic English skills or reality.

My guess is that he does not read anything over here unless it is cut and pasted and sent to him. Seems like a lot of work for very little return.

Cody Jarrett said...

Lighten up about what?

You suggesting she's not a miserable twat?

Chip S. said...

I deleted Titus's ass multiple times.

Just speakin' for myself here, but I'd stay as far away from Titus's ass as possible.

ndspinelli said...

ChipS, That's an interesting observation about Annie never talking about writing a novel previously. You all have more history there than I. It's been maybe 4 years for me?

ndspinelli said...

Cody, Those be her eyes. But, brown eyes are dominant and our daughter has them.

ndspinelli said...

Cody, Lol about the bottle. I think what may have caused that is the last 2 weeks we've been watching Al Swearengen[Deadwood] drinking whiskey out of a bottle. We have only 3 episodes left.

chickelit said...

Cody Jarrett said...
Lighten up about what?

Elmore Leonard. He keeps popping up and being used as a cudgel all over the place.

Methadras said...

yashu said...

Saw that. What a jerk. And the Inga+Meade lovefest is nauseating-- but revealing, so.


Isn't it? Oh Inga, move to Madison so you can be close to us he says. I gotta go scrub the acid from my mouth.

Methadras said...

Chip S. said...

Well, nick, AA seems to be obsessed lately w/ how hard or easy it is to write a novel, and is confident that she could knock one off w/ no problem.

I don't remember ever reading anything like that at TOP before "Taken for Granted" came out to critical praise.

It's funny, in a deeply pathetic sort of way.


Not just pathetic, but venal, repetitive, and reductive bullshit. That's what her blog has become. A series of 2 to 30 comments per topic tops. Never will she see a 200+ or more comment thread again. Good luck with copy catting your envy, ShatHouse.

The Dude said...

Keep in mind, that is the number of comments that get published.

Think of the dozens of offensive ones from me alone that never see the light of day.

Al Swearingin thought I was out of line - such language!

No, just kidding - I don't even like to visit - that just improves her sitemeter numbers.

What is the opposite of love? Indifference. Not that I ever loved that place, mind you...

Cody Jarrett said...

Isn't it? Oh Inga, move to Madison so you can be close to us he says. I gotta go scrub the acid from my mouth.

All that means from him is that he's excited about being able to get a strap on from the front and back at the same time.

Methadras said...

Wow, Merde getting rotisseried is not imagery I want in my mind. ARGH!!!