Well it looks like liberal douchebag John Cougar Mellencamp is going to get a close up look at the criminal Justice system. His two sons were arrested for assaulting the guy who was sitting on his porch in front of his Little Pink House in a small town. His sons Speck and Hud surrendered to the cops and charges are being filed.
Speck? He named his kid after a salami? What the fuck.
Celebrities are weirdo's.
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Even worse, he named his other kid after a useless federal agency.
Easier than naming him after a useful federal agency, just sayin'...
Seal?
Richard Speck was from the mid-west.
Didn't he change his name to John Stop-calling-me-Cougar Mellencamp?
Mellancamp shtoops Ryan! Is that a step up or a step down? And for which one? The questions, they just keep coming.
apparently speck's middle name is wildhorse.
Meg Ryan used to be one of the hottest women on the face of the earth.
I wish everyone would stop getting older. About 25 and stop would work.
Ol' Meg is already twice 25.
As pure speckalation, I'm guessing the average age around these parts bottoms out closer to 50 than 40.
I'm doing my part to bring down the curve on the younger side.
And Meg Ryan's rather stunning lack of beauty has nothing to do with her age, rather with the godawful cosmetic surgery she's had done to herself.
Same with Melanie Griffith.
Both of those women could've been drop dead gorgeous right through advanced old age, I think. Instead, they look like mutants, and in Meg Ryan's case, the last picture I saw of her I didn't even know it was her but for the caption.
Chip S. said...
Even worse, he named his other kid after a useless federal agency.
or an informatics system that displays information on some substrate medium in front of the user. Thank you.
Cody--
Don't get me started.
We just saw a movie that had Geena Davis in it. *sigh*
I thought she was younger (she's 57!) but even so, the plastic surgery is--well, it's the uncanny valley effect, only instead of CGI it's real(ish) people.
Cody Jarrett said...
I'm doing my part to bring down the curve on the younger side.
And Meg Ryan's rather stunning lack of beauty has nothing to do with her age, rather with the godawful cosmetic surgery she's had done to herself.
Same with Melanie Griffith.
Both of those women could've been drop dead gorgeous right through advanced old age, I think. Instead, they look like mutants, and in Meg Ryan's case, the last picture I saw of her I didn't even know it was her but for the caption.
You know who I think still looks marvelous, Kim Bassigner. She still looks great. And that yenta the married Billy Joel and then got married 100 more times.
Christie Brinkley?
Yeah.
Also? French actresses. I don't entirely get it, but they can be gorgeous for a long, long time while looking their age.
blake said...
Christie Brinkley?
Yeah.
Also? French actresses. I don't entirely get it, but they can be gorgeous for a long, long time while looking their age.
Yup, Catherine Deneuve is the immediate one that pops to mind. Oh yeah, she was glories in her prime. Fuck it, she still is phenomenal.
French actresses. I don't entirely get it, but they can be gorgeous for a long, long time while looking their age.
So true. Anouk Aimee, Isabelle Huppert, Juliette Binoche (among others) come to mind.
But not all French actress are immune to bad plastic surgery. Cf. two of the most beautiful women ever: Isabelle Adjani (now Priscilla Presley-like uncanny valley, a face like a mask) and Emmanuelle Beart (ruined her mouth with the duck lips).
Emmanuelle Beart (ruined her mouth with the duck lips).
There's probably a joke there but I haven't had my breakfast scotch yet.
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