Thursday, August 15, 2013

What if?



Rube Goldberg had invented the vibrator.
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ndspinelli said...

This reminds me of the dildo machine George Clooney built for his wife in Burn after Reading.

August 15, 2013 at 10:27 AM
Icepick said...

Um, you can see more elaborate vibrators in bondage porn.

Or so I've heard....

August 15, 2013 at 10:52 AM
Chip S. said...

Steamporn!

August 15, 2013 at 10:56 AM
windbag said...

Wait a minute, my grandmother had one of those in her basement. Man, I think I need to lie down on a couch and talk to someone about my childhood.

August 15, 2013 at 12:27 PM
ndspinelli said...

windbag, Inga was a psychiatric nurse. Maybe she can help.

August 15, 2013 at 1:01 PM
windbag said...

If anyone calls, I'm disturbed and can't be in conference.

August 15, 2013 at 1:40 PM
blake said...

Vibrator technology actually followed an arc pretty similar to computer technology.

I mean, superficially and on a much longer timeframe, but the original vibrators were doctors, manipulating women for needed release, much like the original computers were people (women, typically) doing calculations.

Then they made these big old electric machines to relieve the doctors. Over time the devices got smaller and more commonly used, until now they're tiny enough to be concealed and remotely controlled.

Progress!

August 15, 2013 at 4:04 PM
Cody Jarrett said...

Did anyone catch the news story the other day where the guy had attached a dildo to a reciprocating saw (like I'm told you can see in certain high quality European art films). He was using it on his girlfriend or wife or some whore he met on the street...whatever...but he made one crucial mistake.

He never took the blade out. He mounted the false pecker onto the blade. False pecker slips, blade is exposed...wife, girlfriend or random street whore (whatever) is cut.

I just hope he had in one of the fine metal cutting blades, not one of the demolition blades made for cutting through studs (get it!) and nails. Those have some big ass aggressive teeth.


August 16, 2013 at 3:53 PM

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