We didn't know what to do with Natasha. She just loved to walk around the set naked. Well in a pair of knee high black riding boots and carrying a whip. She went through the crew like shit through a goose. There wasn't a guy on the set that she didn't bang. Even the gay ones gave it up because they didn't want to face her if she was pissed off.
There was only one guy she couldn't get no matter how hard she tried. Poindexter. He was just not interested. He only cared about science and was always making jokes about the periodic table that nobody understood. Natasha would sneak into his trailer and lay naked and play with herself while she waited for him to come back to the set. But he would just walk right past her to play with his chemistry set.
She was furious and felt the need for revenge. That was when she decided that she was actually going to kill the moose and squirrel. For real.
(Jay Ward and Alex Anderson, Rocky and Bullwinkle, E True Hollywood Story)
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Um, less moose and squirrel talk, more Natasha pictures.
You'll excuse me now, I need to go, uh, wash my hands.
You're not saying the young chemist wanted Boris, are you?
Wait, Pointdexter...was a chemist?
Eww, I'm with Pointdexter.
I just can't get past the image of Nita Talbot whenever the moose and squirrel stuff starts.
It's complicated. But she's one of those borderline women that reminds you why you should never drink in a bar and take someone home at closing.
Damn, CEO Cody - props to you for hittin' that 83 year old! You go, boy!
Well this was a few years ago. She wasn't 83 then.
Although she might as well have been dead the way she was acting.
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