We are ready for our new poll. What TV cooking show would you most like to stuff. Our choices:
Rachael Ray
Nigella Lawson
Little Big Head Gaida De Laurentis
Ina Garten the Barefoot Contessa
Jamie Oliver
Even though I love both Rachel and Nigella, I have to cast my vote for Ina Garten the Barefoot Contessa. Her cooking, her personality, her relationship with her husband and her porcelain creamy skin make it easy for me.
What's you pleasure.
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Not to say I stacked the deck by the pictures I used. Just sayn'
I'm not sayin' how I vote for time 'cuz I always lose.
Who's the guy on the bottom picture?
Based off the pictures I like the second gal. Nice tits. Big, round, succulent, everything I like in a tit.
I don't know who any of those women are except for Rachel Ray.
That's Jamie Oliver. All the ladies say he is hot, but somehow I don't see it. I leave it up to you Titus.
You need to watch more cooking shows Titus. You know for when you get married and are eating at home instead getting quick and dirty take out. So to speak.
I don't know their names but I pick the 2nd from the top. I'd enjoy her cooking.
That's Nigella, and I bet you enjoy her cookin' you prevert you.
Is that last one yo' mama?
Is there enough EVOO to coat ourselves so that we may slide across the Brooklyn Bridge into Manhattan?
Project of the day: A slip-'n'-slide across said bridge...
If you really loved RR like you claim to love RR you would either
1. Improve your photoshop skillz.
or
2. Have her over for a proper bra-fitting, as in - what the fuck are those things on her chest where most women have tits?
That's me in the background grabbin' her by her ray-ray. See that smile? That's what I'm talking about.
The guy takin' the cell-phone picture is Zach Sire.
We were with the emergency fork-lift crew that always travels with RR, in case she falls down.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I found the new poll sexist. Getting out meat and doing stuffing. I am going to be picketing the new poll. Please join me fellow republicans.
Art Shamsky called and asked me to vote for Rachel Ray.
And I quote Art- "Woof woof". I'm pretty sure he barked twice.
What do you think he meant by that? You don't suppose- Nah, even Art couldn't link Rachel Ray and d** n******, could he?
Nigella Lawson and Lydia Bastianich (for some horrible reason left out) are both gods to me and therefore untouchable. So I had to vote for cute little Jamie. To be realistic though, I think Rachael Ray would be the most stuffable, if I were straight and deaf, because I see her as being drunk all the time.
Rachael Ray would be the most stuffable, if I were straight and deaf
LOL! Poor Raytard.
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