Friday, February 13, 2009

Of course, of horse.



Miranda Hobbes: Is it just me or is Valentine's Day on steroids this year?
Carrie Bradshaw: No it's the same, we just played for the other team.
Miranda Hobbes: Oh I thought you were on lasix.
Carrie Bradshaw: What's that?
Miranda Hobbes: That's what they give thoroughbreds you horsefaced twat.
Carrie Bradshaw: Calm down you Oscar Gamble bush dyke.
Miranda Hobbes: You know you should be nicer if ever want to be Mrs. Ed.
Carrie Bradshaw: What do I care? I will always have Titus. That's all I will ever need.
Miranda Hobbes: Check please.
(Sex in the City, 2008)

5 comments:

ricpic said...

SJP and BHO: mole people.

chickelit said...

equinamity noun: a state of friendship and cordiality between horses

TitusJustHadAGreatPump said...

You people are mean.

Michael Haz said...

Where's SJP?

Asante Samuel said...

She don't have a face like a horse, more like that of a large pony.

Who is riding her now? That nice Bueller boy? Is he using an egg bar or full cheek snaffle? Might also need a standing martingale. I hope he knows that due to the risk of injury to the cartilage of the nose, the martingale strap should never be attached to a drop noseband.