Tweeting my ass through Tinseltown

Now sex between the species had always been forbidden in most of the United States. It was still against the law in most Southern States. It was still frowned upon in Tinsel Town but like Hollywood they were much more liberal. Or least they said they were. So when a dog lay down with a cat it was sort of tolerated. The first big scandal was of course at the beginning of the 20th Century when Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse had an affair. They stayed clandestine for a long time while their show was popular but when the truth came out they had to move to Cuba and live in exile with other people in the same boat. They eventually broke up but not because they were of different species. It was more a sexual problem. You see he was indeed a “minute” mouse.
(Tweeting my ass through Tinseltown, The Tweety Bird Story, By Tweety Bird, Warner Brothers Pocket Books, 1989)