Thursday, April 26, 2012

Sometimes the jokes write themselves....

I mean spilling yogurt on the Presidents leg? Really.

It is not worth even trying because life is itself just too funny.

39 comments:

windbag said...

Obama is the anti-Clinton.

Darcy said...

That really did lend itself to a new(?) euphemism, huh?

Ick, though. Really?

chickelit said...

Yo, plait the game, y'all!

chickelit said...

Loved her dress in "True Lies"
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blake said...

I loved her undress in "True Lies". But I suppose that goes without saying.

ndspinelli said...

True Lies is the only time I liked Tom Arnold.

chickelit said...

See what you stimulated there, Troop?

Anonymous said...

I must say she was hot in True Lies and I am not a lesbian.

Chip S. said...

Does Obama prefer the yogurt where the fruit's on the bottom?

ndspinelli said...

Allie, Your hetero preference is on the record and stipulated to by all.

Darcy said...

I'm with you, Allie. She was sexy in that. In skimpy lingerie!

I tried on a bikini today and...well, I'm going to wear it. But. Dang it. I don't look like that. I'll never look like that.

So Jaime gets huge kudos for getting in that shape.

Darcy said...

I'm also hetero. I mean, mostly.

I kid. :)

chickelit said...

Does Obama prefer the yogurt where the fruit's on the bottom?

I don't know about POTUS but I can name a couple fluffers whose favorite flavor is Barry.

Darcy said...

Fluffer nutters!

blake said...

Now, there's a completely innocent phrase rendered amazingly dirty by our corrupt modern world...

chickelit said...

A berry sammich?

chickelit said...

Woof--it's what's for dinner

ricpic said...

Darcy said...

I'm also hetero. I mean, mostly.

Can we talk, folks? I've never known an attractive woman who didn't "flirt" with lesbianism. Never. Which is one heckuva big difference between the sexes. Cause on our side you're either on Titus' team or you're not. But on the other side there's a lot of switch hitting and apparently it's no big deal. This is not meant as criticism. Just an observation.

chickelit said...

Can we talk, folks? I've never known an attractive woman who didn't "flirt" with lesbianism. Never.

Sounds like you might have been in some threeways, ricpic.

blake said...

ricpic,

Maybe that's part of your definition of "attractive", ever think of that?

I think women don't flirt with girl-girl thing seriously as much as they pretend to. But for sure, there's much less of the visceral repulsion that men feel.

blake said...

That said, I've known a few women who were positively repulsed and offended.

ricpic said...

Maybe that's part of your definition of "attractive," ever think of that?

That is seriously insightful. It's a chicken and egg question. All I can say is that the women I found attractive and spent even a minimal amount of time around were either hit on by other women (which I witnessed) or alluded to interludes with other women.

Chip S. said...

How about a roll call of our female TYers?

Purely for scientific purposes, of course.

ricpic said...

alluded to interludes

Sounds like a lube job.

hinted at interludes

Anonymous said...

I'm not repulsed nor am I interested by lesbian sex, I'm puzzled. It seems so evident that a man and a woman fit together so nicely, like a puzzle piece in just the right spot, like ham and eggs, like peanut butter and jelly, like carotts and peas.

That's Allie's deep thought of the day.

Darcy said...

I'm neither repulsed nor offended, but I know myself very well, and while a very attractive woman would definitely be noticed by me, there isn't a comparison - as far as reaction goes - to the attentions of an attractive man. Not even close.

I haven't had much experience with women hitting on me though. Basically none.

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Anonymous said...

Ok, deleted my last comment, but just wanted to say, I love ya Darcy, in a completely unsexual way. How many guys here would say that to one another?

I love women, in a non feminist , non sexual, more sisterly way.

Darcy said...

I love you too, Allie. :)

chickelit said...

See what you stimulated here, Troop?

I gotta love ya!

Anonymous said...

Oooo, remember the "love ins" back in the day? For us older folks here.

ndspinelli said...

Wow! This thread took a scenic route through Vegas and SF. I like it. I've told non family men I love them but only close friends I've known for years. I think I'm pretty mainstream in that regard. Women are more open and mature in that regard.

chickelit said...

I was 7 in '67. But I do remember the show "Love, American Style"

Chip S. said...

obligatory

windbag said...

For Allie.

Anonymous said...

Windbag, that song puzzles me.

The Dude said...

Bill Engvall spaketh on the most popular subject hereabouts, saying:

blake said...

Some folks aren't exactly reliable as to whether or not they've been hit on or not.

windbag said...

How so, Allie?