Have you been watching the Celebrity Apprentice?
They always start off the season as the boys against the girls and every year the girls just get clobbered. This year they lost five out of the seven challenges. Now the girls have been fighting like crazy. The problem with these shows for some celebrities is that when you see them in action you start to hate them. Other's rise in you estimation. I mean who would have thought that Clay Aiken would have big balls and consistent act like a man. Not that there is anything wrong with that. And who would think that Lisa Lampenelli would be such a humorless bitch who couldn't laugh at herself. And who would have thought that Teresa Giudice would be a dumb twat.
Well everyone thought that so it don't count.
They had a double episode this week and in the second one they split up the teams with some men and some women in each. It was really funny how the guys wouldn't buy into the bullshit we saw every week with the girls. Lisa Lampenilli tried to get Dee Snyder to rag on the model babe but wouldn't have it. She did come up with some good stuff and he said so. Lisa lost it.
But not like Arsenio. He lost it in the boardroom. The worse I ever saw. I think I have to post the Youtube clip. He hammered this nasty twist Aubrey O'Day who is a bitch on wheels. She was the former head of a sorority and man she is like every one of those bitches you see on TV or the movies. Arsenio called her on her bullshit and Clay was right there with him telling the truth with no holds barred. It was great TV./
Next week should be a pip.
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OK so a planted a joke for Seven Nachos at TOP and and he completely didn't get it.
At least Lem got a chuckle out of something I put over there today. Sometimes I think maybe I'll just stop and just write serious, boring science, titanic and war letter stuff 24/7.
Cheer up chickenlittle!
It's not everyday
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a hollow peg.
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Completely OT: George Will just wrote a great column testing your baseball knowledge on opening day. Here are some of his questions (with the answers down the page, so cover them and see if you can get the answers on your own before peeking).
Here goes, name the person who:
1. Hit the most home runs in the 1960's.
2. Had the most hits in the 1990's.
3. Allowed the fewest hits per nine innings in a career.
4. Started more World Series games than any other pitcher.
5. Has played the most games of anyone whose entire career was with one team.
6. Struck out the most consecutive hitters in one game.
7. Holds the National League career record for grand slams.
8. Played more than 500 games each at catcher, first base and third base.
9. Had 283 wins (more than 40 Hall of Fame pitchers) and 16 Gold Gloves but is not in Cooperstown.
10. Said, "It beats rooming with Joe Page."
Answers:
1. Harmon Killibrew.
2. Mark Grace
3. Nolan Ryan
4. Whitey Ford.
5. Carl Yastrzemski.
6. Tom Seaver
7. Willie McCovey.
8. Joe Torre
9. Jim Kaat
10. Joe DiMaggio, about being married to Marilyn Monroe.
Fun, huh?
Thanks MamaM--I needed some cheer!
Trooper, when your show gets renewed, you need to add an apprentice to the cast.
That would be interesting!
Why can't the girls get along? Well, looking at the pictures of those three, I'm not sure that the 2 on the right side are girls.
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