Saturday, January 26, 2013

I finally figured out why they picked Nicky Minag

 

It seems that American Idol is being sued for being racist.

Imagine that.

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The Dude said...

I would be hard pressed to identify species, let alone race.

January 26, 2013 at 7:09 PM
Titus said...

What about Monte Cristo and Eureka?

Weren't they black and they won?

Although I believe Sand should of beat Monte Cristo.

January 26, 2013 at 7:45 PM
Michael Haz said...

Waht is that? Is that even a thing?

One more reason why I don't waste time watching AI anymore. Or most television for that matter.

January 28, 2013 at 9:34 AM
Michael Haz said...

Trooper, does your cable provider have the Fish Channel? It's nothing more than a camera pointed at an aquarium of fish.

Best channel on televison.

January 28, 2013 at 10:27 AM
Trooper York said...

No but it has Bravo.

And the new American Idol has Mariah so it does smell of fish. Just sayn'

January 28, 2013 at 2:30 PM
Titus said...

Dykes love fish boils.

Dykes also love to strap down their tits in order to look like a boy

January 28, 2013 at 3:31 PM
Titus said...

My friends finally got me to watch RuPaul's Drag Race.

What a fucking hot mess.

Sharon Needles partner Alaska Clusterfuck in on this season.

Detox is a major diva.

Penny Tration-WOW!

January 28, 2013 at 10:02 PM
Titus said...

They say there are feeling extra fishy when they feel like women.

January 28, 2013 at 10:05 PM
Michael Haz said...

I'm being held for observation, and boy are they observing me. Observe observe observe. Every thirty minutes someone comes in and observes.

I felt a tingle in my chest at work, ot into my car and drove to an ER. Two minutes later I'm in a room with serious looking people smiling at me

January 29, 2013 at 1:14 AM
Michael Haz said...

Test this, test that, MRI, questions questions questions. Then the "we're not releasing you until we know" talk, which includes more testing and observing and some treadmill time.

Buuuut....they've got the fish channel on TV! So it's all good.

January 29, 2013 at 1:19 AM
MamaM said...

Serious stuff, M Haz. Glad you made it to the ER and are under their care and observation. If it would be to your benefit and healing for them to find something in their testing and observing, then I hope their observations will be thorough and careful enough to uncover cause and provide whatever is needed for a return to health. The other hope would be for a confirmation that all is well, with a release to return home.

Whatever the case, this late night reader in MI prays for Peace to be with you and MrsH tonight as you rest and await results.

January 29, 2013 at 2:43 AM
The Dude said...

I have been there twice - most recently last fall. In both cases I take a good look at my EKG, watch my BP then request to be released. The docs always give me a lecture, demand that I stay overnight so that I can take a stress test, blah blah blah. I check out against medical advice. Am still here.

Now, when chest pains wake me up in the middle of the night I just remind myself of how bad the cardiac ER is and the line from Grumpy Old Men "Lucky bastard!" Then I go back to sleep. I really need to update my will...

January 29, 2013 at 8:45 AM
Dust Bunny Queen said...

Glad to hear that you are ok and being observed!!

I went in several times with what seemed like heart issues, crushing pain in the chest and through to my back. Each time, they did all sorts of tests, ekgs, blood work etc. I wore a holter monitor for a while Nothing turned up.

The recommendation was to avoid stress. Riiiight. Going through a divorce, starting a financial practice AND having a teenage daughter at the same time. I think they thought it was all in my head. Hypochondriac woman. Pat her on the head and send her on her way.

Turns out all the symptoms were due to Gallstones. When I finally did pass several stones [unbelievable pain] all the pain and nausea symptoms went away.....I was good, except for the jaundice and liver issues because the stones were NOW lodged in my liver. Big expensive surgeries that could have been avoided if the blankety blank doctors had LISTENED to me and didn't' assume that I was faking.

Long story short. Get your gallbladder checked out. The symptoms often mimic heart attack.

January 29, 2013 at 5:37 PM
The Dude said...

Being near Duke has its benefits - they do ultrasound research there and I was a guinea pig for a machine that can finely image one's gall bladder and all the critters that reside therein. It's an amazing world, that's for sure, and on the plus side - those pictures are in my records.

Which reminds me of a line I read in a deposition not long ago - the lawyer was trying to prove the doctor was at fault and actually asked the doc "Can a death certificate be used as a diagnostic tool?"

The doctor nearly fell out of his chair laughing at the law talkin' guy.

January 29, 2013 at 5:57 PM
BJM said...

The FCC should be suing them for dead air.

February 11, 2013 at 4:42 PM

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