Saturday, August 3, 2013

A-Roid whines like the pussy he is.....



So A-Roid whined at his press conference after the game. He was quoted as saying:
"I will say this: there is more than one party that benefits from me not ever stepping back on the field. That's not my teammates and that's not the Yankee fans."

What he is implying is that the Yankees do not want to pay off the $100 million left on his contract. Well of course you dummy. You are not going to break the all time record for home runs which is the only reason why the Yankees would want you on the team. You were never a good teammate. You are no longer a good player. You broke the rules about steroids and got caught.

Real Yankee fans hate A-Roid. They always have ever since that article in Sports Illustrated about Jeter. A-Roid could never measure up to Jeter. He never will. He has a lot of empty stats. He was not leader. Not a good teammate.

He should have been on the Red Sox.

25 comments:

Cody Jarrett said...

Hey--you guys were all wound up to sign the cunt, you should suck it up now and stop whining like he is.


I just can't believe Kate Hudson let him penetrate her. That's just wrong. Very, very wrong.

She was a beautiful girl until ARod splooge stained her face.

The Dude said...

Camel toe or moose knuckle?

Jesus, I wish I hadn't seen that. Damn you Trooper, damn you to hell!

Cody Jarrett said...

You know if you google "gay a-rod pictures" you get over 30 million hits?

Pride of the Yankees!

Trooper York said...

That was George. He always tried to get the biggest stars. Sometimes it worked like with Catfish and Reggie and Goose. And sometimes it sucked like Dave Winfield and A-Rod.

Winfield and A-Rod are a lot alike actually. Big stats but not winners.

And they both gave Robin Givens mother an STD.

Trooper York said...

I hope A-Roid gets a lifetime ban.

Cody Jarrett said...

My grandmother was a Yankee fan (I don't know why, other than she went to NYC as a high school senior and actually went to The Stadium). But she always had more than a passing interest while I was growing up.

Anyway, she particularly loved Dave Winfield.

In the early days of cable they were able to get the superstations only, pretty much. So my grandfather watched Braves games on ...TBS? she watched Yankee games on the NY super, and no one cared about the Cubbies on WGN.

I hope A-Rod only gets about 50 games. I want the Yanks having to pay out the rest of that contract.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I hope A-Roid does not get the lifetime ban only so the Yankees are stuck with him. But personally, A-Roid is such an asshole that he deserves a life time ban.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

The Red Sox would not sign a douchenozzel like A-Rod. Maybe the Mariners would, because they are retarded that way.

chickelit said...

No baseball fan here, but I'd wager that the photo does not arouse prurient interest in the female readers the way say camel toe does for us.

So stop with the Titur-bate material, Troop. Like Pogo, my patients are wearing thin.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Nice to see A-Roid work on his camel toe. It will give him something to occupy his time during the suspension.

Cody Jarrett said...

And just to be fair, the Red Sox really wanted him, and he wanted to go to the Sox. He was even willing to drop some of the money--just forget it. The player's association wouldn't let him do it so he didn't go to Boston. Then NYY showed up and George looked at A-Rod and got an immediate nasty old man flaccid weiner, whipped out his checkbook and gave him a billion dollars and the sexual services of his sons.

But Boston did want to sign A-Rod.

Cody Jarrett said...

NY Post is reporting it's only going to be this year and next year.

So the Yanks are going to be on the big hook.

It's the best of all possible worlds--except if they kicked him out of baseball forever and made the Yanks keep paying him.

bagoh20 said...

Have some sympathy. He's got to push that cup aside to scratch his itching vulva. The Yankees are too damned cheap to provide his Vagisil in the 5 gallon tub he needs each week. The cheap-ass Yankees hate vulvas.

Cody Jarrett said...

Well, they do now that George is dead. When George was alive, he was a giant walking talking vulva.

ndspinelli said...

CEO, Trooper had a huge man crush on George.

Cody Jarrett said...

I know, spinelli.

Is there any other reason to bust on him?

ricpic said...

I'm afraid the Steinbrenner sons - who are possibly nicer than the Old Man - nevertheless don't have a burr up their butts to be Champs. It's all about keeping the payroll under the amount at which a so-called luxury tax kicks in, for them. Ergo years of Yankee mediocrity to look forward to for Troop.

Icepick said...

You broke the rules about steroids and got caught.

Like the Yankees didn't know that A-Rod was a 'roider when they signed him to the extension in 2007? Or when they traded for him in the first place? No sympathy for the Yankees, and I hope they get stuck for the whole contract, and further I hope A-Rod gets more money out of MLB for this. I don't care for A-Rod at all, but the sheer phoniness of the Yankees and MLB on this issue is epic in scope.

ndspinelli said...

ricpic, The arrogance of George, building a stadium w/ seats for rich folks as wide as a bus, and nothing for blue collar fans but nose bleed seats, will haunt them as they decline.

Michael Haz said...

At least he isn't Eli Manning. Now that's a guy who could use some steroids.

Icepick said...

The cheap-ass Yankees hate vulvas.

Is Andrew Sullivan running the club these days?

Cody Jarrett said...

A-Rod penciled in today.

I'd rather be fingered than penciled, if I had to be either and had a choice.

The Dude said...

Work it out with a pencil, like a constipated mathematician.

Okay, that joke is disgusting. Made me laugh when I heard it 50 years ago, but somehow, now it seems coarse and common. Like something someone from Cambridge would write.

I would like to disassociate myself from that sad attempt at humor. I'm better than that.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Bad news for the Yankees, they are stuck paying A-Roid through his contract (although not during the suspension time) and he gets to play this year during the play offs. Given how bad A-Roid sucks in post season play, that sort of sucks for the Yankees.

Trooper York said...

That is only if he appeals the suspension. I suspect that in the end he won't and will make a deal for less time in order to avoid the controversy. If he plays while appealing his life will be even more hellish than usual.

He is one messed up dude.