But the old man's always been kind of a weirdo. He lives in Minnesota now with his new friend who doesn't pee sitting down.
Althouse linked a story once about a woman who didn't pee sitting down. She got caught vandalizing art by trying to pee on it and was very good at aim.
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There's 3 too many people there for my family vacation when I was a kid, and way too many for one now.
However, one year my father did drag us all to a clothes optional beach down in Cape May New Jersey, so that part's reasonably close.
CEO, Are you South Jersey? I worked 2 summers in Wildwood. Best 2 summers of my life.
No. We were on the way fom nh to visit relatives in Raleigh.
"Clothing optional" in Jersey sounds like a nightmare.
Where Jam Up and Jelly Tight takes TY's fertile imagination after thoughtful consideration of peaches and blueberry pimm cups?
Just so long as you went back Down East, we're good.
Yeah. My father was all hot for the clothing optional beaches back in the day.
Fortunately, this was a kind of deserted place. You could look across the little inlet thing and see Delaware.
Cape May is a pretty nice place. Not like Joisey or Jerzey. Probably being so close to Delaware helps.
OTOH, clothes op at a nice beach is pretty cool when you're a freshly minted teenager.
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But the old man's always been kind of a weirdo. He lives in Minnesota now with his new friend who doesn't pee sitting down.
Just so long as you went back Down East, we're good.
In a bar in Waycross Georgia I was given a test and made an honorary southerner.
They even introduced me as someone who was living up north. I gather that's better than being introduced as a fucking yankee.
Aridog has copies of the Meadehouse family photos...
But the old man's always been kind of a weirdo. He lives in Minnesota now with his new friend who doesn't pee sitting down.
Althouse linked a story once about a woman who didn't pee sitting down. She got caught vandalizing art by trying to pee on it and was very good at aim.
Guy is talking to his friend and says, "Hey, I'm not inviting your girlfriend to anymore of my pool parties. She pissed in my swimming pool."
"Everybody does that," his friend replies.
"Not from the diving board, they don't."
My father's friend isn't that woman.
That picture is a giant Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
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