Saturday, January 31, 2009

Hey some people have both a reading and a seeing comprehension problem.

Well guys and dolls you old pal Trooper York has been accused of only showing the idealized female form on his blog. I think you all know what I think is the idealized female form and what side of the scale it falls on. I guess some people don't understand what the hell they are looking at.

Anyway as Jennifer Hudson would say, kisses baby.

19 comments:

chickelit said...

Well guys and dolls you old pal Trooper York has been accused of only showing the idealized female form on his blog.

I beg to differ. You let Whinehorse and SJP in all the time.

Trooper York said...

That's because lawyers never tell the truth.

And law professors are even worse.

Trooper York said...

Plus knox busts on me every time I show a skinny girl.

blake said...

I actually feel sorry for the skinny girl. For almost the entirety of history, she's been ridiculed and overlooked in favor of the zaftig, and now that she finally has her day in the son, all the fat chicks are hatin' on her.

Heh.

chickelit said...

Weight isn't exactly the problem with the SJP and Amy.

blake said...

No, but perhaps a Keira Knightly, for example, who was never going to be plump.

Trooper York said...

Let me ask you guys. Do you think a chubby girl beat up Althouse and stole her lunch money in law school or something?

Trooper York said...

SAT question:

Althouse is to chubby girl as

apple is to orange.

dog is to cat.

Cedarford is to Jew.

chickelit said...

No, but perhaps a Keira Knightly, for example, who was never going to be plump.

She's got another hotness factor besides looks.

chickelit said...

Do you think a chubby girl beat up Althouse and stole her lunch money in law school or something?

Let me click over to Althouse and do a little research.
brb

chickelit said...

SAT question:

Althouse is to chubby girl as


That was easy:

apple is to orange.

Both are delicious!

Trooper York said...

Yes but one of them is often dried out while the other is almost always juicy.

That's why a dried out old apple might hate a nice plump juicy orange. Just sayn'

chickelit said...

That's why a dried out old apple might hate a nice plump juicy orange. Just sayn'

Actually, reading through that thread, I'm not getting the message that AA is zaftig hostile.
Sure, she stole your thunder today, but notice that some of us stayed loyal and refrained from indulging her.

Meade said...

I was actually surprised at how little hostility there was... even when Skryler showed up and decided to be a prick again.

Trooper York said...

Oh we have gone back and forth about this before. The thing that makes me laugh is that she always throws out that I make money by making fat woman think they are beautiful. First of all who should tell anyone else what is "fat" and what is so bad about making money by selling great clothes to make you look good.

Trooper York said...

And the part about only showing idealized forms of the female form is kinda silly don't ya think. She gets some strange ideas. I just don't let her hate of the chubby go unanswered at all.

blake said...

I sort of figured she was just tweaking you.

Otherwise the implication is that she really believes that: a) these women aren't beautiful and can't be beautiful; b) anyone who thinks they are has a fetish or a delusion.

She sort of implied (b) about TY.

I dunno. Is this the Twiggy generation?

chickelit said...

For the record, I think the key to attractive female form is proportion (figure)--hips to waist--waist to bust. Get that right and everything is scalable. I believe that's already been studied, along with optimal face proportions.

Weight is not not the issue.

Trooper York said...

chickenlittle you can email me at trooperkirbyyork@live.com for answers if you want them.

Cheers.