Monday, January 26, 2009

I have to change jobs.

You know I really want to quit accounting. I mean my wife has the store but I would like to be doing something else.

You know when I was in school I always dreamed of being the camel toe inspector for space suits. And I want my freakin' jetpack.

Weren't we all supposed to have jetpacks in the year 2000!

What a gyp.

2 comments:

Meade said...

Please don't quit accounting, Troop.

What if you quit and all the other CPAs followed your lead. Who would help the rest of us voluntarily comply with state and federal income percentage donations?

How would we know how much money we have left over to live on after taking care of our first priority -- seeing to it that government workers all have enough money to hire illegal nannies and gardeners and still be able to send their children to private schools?

knox said...

Oh, jeez, don't get me started. I'm trying to avoid politics lately.