Friday, January 30, 2009

Laura Bush's Dairy


Laura Bush’s Diary January 30, 2009

So George got an email last night from President Obama. He just wanted to touch base and asked a couple of questions. He opened one of the drawers in the credenza in the Oval Office and found a case of condoms and a bottle of lube and a bunch of hand towels and a bottle of stain remover and wanted to know what that was all about. W told him that it was a tradition for every President to add something to the Oval Office for future chief executives to use in times of stress.

Jimmy Carter left a Bible in the left hand drawer of the desk. JFK left his little black book in the center drawer. Although that is really only for historical reasons as most of the bim’s in the book are eighty. Reagan left a bottle of Grecian formula in case you started going too grey. And President Clinton left his little drawer full of condoms and lube with the stain remover. Just in case.

Anyway, President Obama asked if George could help get some Republicans to help with his stimulus package as they were not at all receptive to the bill. W asked me what I thought and I told him. It is his job now and he has to make the decisions and get ready for the reaction. So that’s what George wrote him. Oh and he sent him this picture just to warn him. You see, everybody is going to be pissed off at him. So get used to it.

Oh and George left him a bag of pretzels. Hee, hee.