Pass me the soap please, I am ready for my close-up.

In today's gratuitous bathtub scene we go back to a Cecil B. DeMille silent era in which we see the first sunken bathtub. The woman in the picture is Bill O'Reilly's grandmother who first taught him how to use a loofah back when she had retired from the cinema and was living in Levittown Long Island. Bill never recovered from his childhood memories of the hard scrubbing that Grandma used to give him when he slept over when his mom and dad went to the Knights of Columbus convention at the Concord Hotel.