Monday, January 26, 2009

Well I got to go, but I hate to leave you behind, so I am leaving you with Angie's behind.

Well I have to go and I hate to leave you guys behind, so I left you with Angie's behind. Angie Dickensen that is. This is the famous outfit she wore to the oval office to visit with Jack Kennedy for the "greatest twenty seconds" of her life.

So you can chew on that for a while. So to speak.

28 comments:

Meade said...

Twenty seconds was like all night long back during those golden years.

Even Playdude Hef was a 2-3 second premature ejaculator. Why do you think he fake-smoked that damn pipe?

TitusYouAreSoSuave said...

I would plow her. Nice legs. I bet they know how to wrap around your waist tight as you plow your 8 inches of cut meat down her tight pussy.

TitusYouAreSoSuave said...

Meade the premature ejaculation comments are a little too much.

Clean it up please.

Kids could be reading this post.

TitusYouAreSoSuave said...

I wouldn't mind heading down by her cooch and having a nice dinner with a dry white wine. Coming up for air just briefly to catch my breath and then heading right back down there for more of that seafood delicacy.

TitusYouAreSoSuave said...

Do you straighties ever run into anything "foreign" when eating out a cooch?

And if so, what do you do?

a) inspect it
b) take a bite out of it
c) ignore it and eat around it
d) pull up your pants and leave

What foreign items could inhabit a cooch?

Do women have three holes? A pee, poop and period hole? If so it it possible to fuck each hole or only two out of the three? If you can only fuck two why can't you fuck the third? Does a women's period sauce come out of the same hole she pees out of? If there are three wholes what is the order of each hole on the cooch. I.E. which is first, second, and third?

Can you tell the difference in fucking her vagina as opposed to her ass? If so, which is tighter?

Meade said...

Excuse me, Mr. Titus. Not to interrupt your creative flow there, but could you please do me a favor?

Go call Darcy a dyke.

It seems to make her like me.

TitusYouAreSoSuave said...

Have you straighties ever heard a cooch Vart?

Is it similar to an ass farting or is it quieter and more coochy sounding?

Why do cooches sometimes smell? I have heard the saying, "smelly cooch". Why does it smell? What does it smell like?

Do cooches burb or get indigestion?

Does a cooch snore?

Can a cooch pick up objects? For example put a pencil in a pencil case? Or maybe break apart ice cubes or open a can of beer?

TitusYouAreSoSuave said...

I think part of the reason you straighties are on these blogs is because you are hoping to hookup with the chicks.

Am I right?

There is some kind of emotional attachment you derive from your interaction with your blogging counterparts.

I don't get that in any of this interaction.

If I want some booty I just walk out my door for five minutes. Wouldn't you straighties love that option?

TitusYouAreSoSuave said...

One of my favorite terms for a cooch is "meat curtains". I met a big italian group of friends when I moved to Boston and they would always say to me, "shut your meat curtains".

TitusYouAreSoSuave said...

Can I tell you I am over the fucking winter?

Meade said...

"If I want some booty I just walk out my door for five minutes. Wouldn't you straighties love that option?"

Not really. It sounds like too much work.

dannyboy said...

Always loved the shower scene in Dressed to Kill.

But I'm bettin that was a body double.

Freeman Hunt said...

If I want some booty I just walk out my door for five minutes. Wouldn't you straighties love that option?

Some of us don't even have to leave the house.

KCFleming said...

"Straighties"?

"Booty"?

"Five minutes"?

"Plow"?

When did Studio 54 re-open?

TitusYouAreSoSuave said...

Pogo, you have a sense of humor.

And Freeman you are lucky!

TitusYouAreSoSuave said...

Well sometimes the rare clumbers look kind of cute but I am not into dogs.

blake said...

It's generally believed that Angie Dickinson had a body double for Dressed To Kill, yes, although the issue is somewhat murky as to where the double starts (above the waist, below the waist).

Still, Angie was awfully well preserved for 50.

dannyboy said...

Some of us don't even have to leave the house.

There's no need to brag.

blake said...

It's not really bragging when a woman says it.

Mr. Freem, on the other hand, is doubtless insufferable.

Michael Haz said...

Some of us don't even have to leave the house.

One of the on-the-job benefits of working from a home office. Plus, there's no embarrassing conference with the HR people.

Trooper, you'll like this Angie Dickinson clip, which is Not Safe For Work and Not Safe For Home Schooling and Not Safe In A Lot Of Other Places.

http://en.sevenload.com/videos/pLNsQ9b-Angie-Dickinson-Big-Bad-Mama

Zachary Sire said...

Trooper?! Is this you?!

KCFleming said...

Do you suppose that if female police officers were also nearly nude and made this pose when brandishing their weapon and shouting "Freeze!", that all crime would immediately cease?

One might consider breaking just a few little laws however just to see Angie pull her pistol on you. So maybe not.

save_the_rustbelt said...

Greatest -- legs -- ever.

My concentration is ruined for the rest of the day.

KCFleming said...

I believe this photo answers the question, "What if God was one of us?"

knox said...

For Angie Dickinson fans, there used to be an archived interview with her from Fresh Air. She was really great. I haven't been to that site in a long, long time so I don't know if it's still there.

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