Something wicked this way comes. For real.

Somewhere in the mountains of the Pyrenees in the Iberian Peninsula, there is a series of caves which have some of the most important archaeological artifact's know to the human race. It is on these smoke stained walls that the early hominids first sketched symbolic representations of the world around them. These earliest of cave paintings featured the mundane facets of life such as the animals they hunted. Deer, bison and wild oxen. The predators that they competed with. Wolves, lions and foxes. And spiritual symbols such as the sun and earth that formed the basis early man’s first attempts at explaining the world around him in sacred terms.

But along with the sacred there was also an attempt at depicting the profane. Devils and demons dotted many of these early cave paintings. Since these earliest depictions of evil there has been a recurring motif common to all. The face of evil had several misshapen angles that cut the face in strange and horrible ways. The hair was bedraggled and matted like that of a lice ridden vagrant. And the lips. The lips were contorted in a malignant sneer enough to cuddle the blood of the stoutest hero. Lips drawn into a hideous rictus of evil.

This face is the face of Joan Rivers.

To all who view the Celebrity Apprentice: beware.