Friday, July 17, 2009

Are you now or have you ever been....


Senate Judciary Committee July 16, 2009
Chairman Patrick Leahy:The committee will come to order. We have to speed it up today so we might go out of order since we will called out for the bill where our wonderful President will be able to take control of the tobacco industry and insure that only Kool and Parliaments will be produced since those are the only cigarettes he likes. I would like to compliment you on your change of attire judge as you seem to changed your style. Let us continue with Senator Fienstein of California.
Senator Dianne Fienstein: Thank you Mr Chairman. Judge Sotomayor I have carefully reviewed the materials presented by the ranking member and I have a few questions.In reviewing your film Filthy Foxes I notice that you are an aficionado of the fish taco. Now do you know that the fish taco was first discovered and popularized in my home city of San Fransisco?
Judge Sotomayor:Actually Senator I was a fan of the fish taco when I was girl in Puerto Rico so I do not know if that is correct. However I will take your word for it.
Senator Feinstein:Well that can't be right. In any event due to your sterling performance in tandem with both Erica Boyer and Ginger Lynn I must tell you that you have my full support. I would like to speak to you in my chambers after your testimony is complete.
Judge Sotomayor: It would be my pleasure Senator.
Senator Feinstein: I yield the balance of my time.
Chairmen Leahy Well since we are out of order much like my prostrate I will call on Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina.
Senator Graham: Thank you Mr Chairman and thank you Judge Sotomayor for your forbearance during this confirmation process.
Judge Sotomayor: It is both an honor and a privilege Senator.
Graham.
Senator Graham During you time as an actress did you ever have any involvement in male gay porn?
Judge Sotomayor No Senator.
Senator Graham No further questions.

1 comment:

Penny said...

"Are you now or have you ever been..."

You betcha! *wink*

But you knew that, didn't you.