I hate the Cardinals!

I hate the Cardinals because man they are all just fuckin ugly. I mean they have the ugliest guy who ever played major league baseball on their team. Willie Mcgee.

That motherfucker was one ugly looking dude. Thank God the Yankees traded him.

Of course they got us back by sending us another ugly bastard. Joe Torre. Another dude who got hit quite a few times with the ugly stick.

I mean just go down the list. Bob Gibson. Joe Torre. Willie McGee. A murderous row of ugly. Jeeez.