I hate the Rangers. Always striding around smoking their smelly pipe and stuff. With those little hobbit bastards underfoot. Why can't they stay in the forest where they belong?
But here's a trivia question. What did Frank Luchesie smell of that made Lenny Randle choke him out?
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What did Frank Luchesie smell of that made Lenny Randle choke him out?
He reeked of bourbon and Ricky Branch water.
I don't like the Rangers because they were once my beloved Washington Senators. But I hope they win.
Traveling incognito!
Randle hit Luchesie in the face. But chickenlittle must be correct, I am sure the stench of Rickey Branch water was somehow involved.
First of all paisan..it's Lucchesi. But, to answer your question, Frank spelled of Fontinella cheese. When my old man would bring it out to nosh w/ grapes we called it "stinky cheese." Real good but it will bind you up tighter than a crab's ass..and that's water tight. It probably should be eaten w/ prunes.
Q: What song do Texas Rangers fans sing before the bottom of the ninth inning?
A: Nobody knows. There's never any of them left.
Q: Whats the difference between the Texas Rangers and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
Q: What do the Texas Rangers and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What is the difference between a Rangers fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What does an Texas Rangers fan do when his team has won the World Series?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Texas Rangers fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Rangers fans, too.
Not really knowing what a Rangers fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Rangers fan."
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"Why I'm proud to be a New York Yankees fan.", boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Yankees fan.
"Well, My Dad and Mom are Yankees fans, and I'm a Yankees fan, too!"
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Mary, "I'd be a Rangers fan."
[that one is for you Trooper]
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