"Come here Nanny Figallilly I would like to show you something."
"Well what might that be guvernor?"
"It is something I would like you to take care of for me."
"Eh wot your shopping I have just come from the grocery and have all of our provander for the night."
"No not that Nanny."
"Oh my gracious. Your penis is out. So that's what you want me to take care of. Well that's a wee job so it should just take a nonce."
"Oh Nanny Figallilly, I love you."
"Of course you do. Let me put the brisket in the fridge and I will take care of that for you right now."
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Well that's a wee job so it should just take a nonce.
That not true. The British still hung men in the 1960's.
That's more like the Troop writing we so admire.
BTW, Figalilly is a wonderfully inspired bilingual portmanteau word for a name.
I'm sure that Fred will agree.
Did you mean me or some other Fred?
Sure. Who doesn't like a Figa? Lilly is fine too.
I mean other than Titus and Palladian. And my guess Palladian is not hostile to them.
@Fred4Pres: The word came up before and I recalled that it caught your ear (or something).
Like I said, who doesn't like Figa?
I think The Brady Bunch, The Partridge Family and The Nanny were a Friday prime time line-up for a couple of years when I was a kid.
Mr French and the Nanny should of been a series.
Mr French seemed gay. Probably because of the French part.
Tits.
I had a false alarm loaf pinching today.
You think it is going to happen but then it doesn't.
You sit there on the lou anticipating a loaf of fortune but instead just a couple of dry farts.
I hate that.
Turtling?
I was successful after the second loaf pinching attempt.
All that is needed is for the initial loaf to slide out of the pucker. I call that the "leading loaf". Once he decides to make an exit other less sufficient loaves no it is ok to slide out as well.
Why is that?
Also, why do we immediately piss after pinching?
know not no.
I called the second and third loaves "beta loaves".
I also love the clipping device we have on all of our puckers.
Part of the reason I don't want to do anal is I never want to lose that clipping device.
And I have read stories that big bottoms no longer have any control and loaves just fall out anywhere in everywhere.
I am not willing to lose my clipper.
Titus, it sounds like you enjoy giving birth to loaves as much as Trooper likes giving mirth to oaves.
...as much as Trooper likes giving mirth to oaves.
A wide berth to oaves these days it seems.
Regarding sloppy clippers: When the one in the brain gets loose, similar problems result, with shit falling out all over.
MamaM said...A wide berth to oaves these days it seems.
A generous heart which berths all save one.
Berth Motha!
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