Friday, October 21, 2011

What the hell is he talking about?



Titus said.....

I am not willing to lose my clipper.
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chickelit said...

Rabbits (and other garden critters) must have odd clippers. How else can they form perfectly round pellets instead of mini-loaves? I've actually had this discussion with my kids (we have a pet bunny) so it's not taboo.

October 21, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Fred4Pres said...

Are you discussing blowing an O ring?

October 21, 2011 at 2:24 PM
chickelit said...

Fred4Pres said...
Are you discussing blowing an O ring?


No, we're talking logs and blogs --specifically--Play-doh's Dialogs: link

October 21, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Fred4Pres said...

chickenlittle, so did Titus have that has a kid? If he messed up on what Play-Doh is, and he saw that girl wearing those glasses, well it may have traumatised him against women. That may explain a lot.

October 21, 2011 at 4:52 PM
chickelit said...

Titus explained once that he was raised by a giggle* of older sisters (I may have dated one but that's a different story). I think that their merciless nuture (not nature) may have done him in, not being a big believer in gay genetics.
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*A giggle is to girls what gaggle is to geese.

October 21, 2011 at 5:06 PM
Fred4Pres said...

So they made him wear dresses and used him as their living play doll? Damn. Yeah that might mess you up.

Did you really date one of his sisters?

October 21, 2011 at 5:40 PM
Fred4Pres said...

And Titus, not to talk about you beind your back. But I know the pain (at least in a limited way). No, not from indulging in le vice Anglais, but in the French one...too much cheese.

October 21, 2011 at 5:46 PM
chickelit said...

Did you really date one of his sisters?

I doubt it. I did go to Waunakee's prom with a girl from there who had a younger brother about his age.

October 21, 2011 at 6:16 PM
MamaM said...

Rabbits (and other garden critters) must have odd clippers

Here you go chickenlittle...the mystery of rabbit poop in full detail

Titus should be so evolved. He could produce and eat his own loaves, especially the dark ones.

October 21, 2011 at 7:45 PM
Titus said...

MamaM I don't care to eat my own loaves.

That is really crossing the line and totally gross.

October 21, 2011 at 8:25 PM
Titus said...

I believe there should be a public service announcement similar to the fried egg, you know the one of drugs.

It would say this is your clipper, showing a perfect, well defined, nice lining, with a pinkish hue.

Than it would say this is you clipper after it has devoured many hogs. And the picture is just horrifying. It is hanging, the lips are curled up, something that looks like cauliflower is hanging from it and it is bleeding. It's basically saying I am a big fucking whore and just kill me.

October 21, 2011 at 8:28 PM
Titus said...

How you can understand my fears and concerns regarding anal.

October 21, 2011 at 8:30 PM
chickelit said...

Titus, I think that evil corporations like the makers of Depends adult diapers would fight that PSA.

October 21, 2011 at 8:34 PM
MamaM said...

It's hard to find the line Titus. This description of edible poop seems awfully close to your depiction of yesterday's loaves.

A normal cecotrope resembles a dark brown mulberry, or tightly bunched grapes. It is composed of small, soft, shiny pellets, each coated with a layer of rubbery mucus, and pressed into an elongate mass. The cecotrope has a rather pungent odor, as it contains a large mass of beneficial cecal bacteria. When the bunny ingests the cecotrope, the mucus coat helps protect the bacteria as they pass through the stomach, then re-establish in the cecum.

The bunny eats the cecotropes as they exit the anus. The rabbits blissful expression when she's engaging in cecotrophy will tell you that she finds this anything but disgusting.

All that worry about a sloppy anus while this alternate sources of bliss remains humanly impossible, available only to bunnies.

October 21, 2011 at 9:18 PM
Titus said...

Very very interesting MamaM.

Wow, I am impressed.

Can they suck their hogs too?

October 21, 2011 at 9:22 PM
chickelit said...

My highly disturbed ex-neighbor who likes horror films told me about The Human Centipede.

Personally, I find that kind of film horrific and disgusting and I can't believe people watch it. But it seemed on topic here and maybe blake knows that pose.

October 21, 2011 at 9:24 PM
chickelit said...

Titus wrote: Wow, I am impressed.


Are you proud of what you've wrought here, Titus?

October 21, 2011 at 9:37 PM
Titus said...

I watched Human Centipede and Part 2 and loved it.

Just finished Gods and Monsters, which I have seen before. Brill, natch.

October 22, 2011 at 12:44 AM

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