Thursday, August 1, 2013

Marilyn's Diary

We were all shocked when Uncle Herman told us he was filing for divorce and leaving us. Devastated in fact. Aunt Lily lost her partner in life. Cousin Eddie lost his father. I lost the man who made me a woman.

That night when he snuck into my bed he told me that it wasn't about me. He still loved me but he had found a woman who satisfied his needs. Carol Herman.

I just couldn't believe. He was leaving my soft young nubile teenage body for an octogenarian mental defective who drooled. But it was true. He was leaving. Our love was not enough.

I was devastated.

25 comments:

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Ricky Branch!

I confronted Carol Herman about that infamous comment of hers over at Legal Insurrection about a month ago. She claims she does not remember it and left Althouse when she caught "a virus." Well the latter might be true, depending if LSL mistook her for a buck toothed vizsla.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Talking about horrors: Meadhouse and their loyal commentators...

rcocean said...

Reading through some of the comments on other posts and suddenly I felt a sharp pain between my shoulders.

Its like someone stuck me with an ice-pick.

rcocean said...

But its like Trooper said, you can say anything you want to anybody you want anytime you want.

Don't mean no never mind to me.

rcocean said...

Just post some dirty - but good looking - cartoon ladies and I'm happy.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

rcocean, do you have a link? Who shiv'd you?

Cody Jarrett said...

rcocean, do you have a link? Who shiv'd you?

I don't know as I actually did the shivving, but I at least touched the knife.

It's here in the 200 plus post thread from earlier today. I saw his name up as one of Annie Fannie's select commenters, licking her face, I forget what he said but it sent a thrill up her leg for sure.

So I posted here that I couldn't believe the people that were still sucking on her titties. Mentioning no names.

Other people went and read and quickly came up with names.

I don't care, people should do what they want, I just don't understand why anyone would want to.

That's not asking for an explanation or anything, it's just me wondering.

They're such vile people. Why lick their faces?

And btw, evi--he gives you quite a clue as to who it was in his first comment.

Cody Jarrett said...

Carol Herman posted a lot at Breitbart, back in the day. What a fucking maroon.

blake said...

"You can say anything you want to anybody you want anytime you want."

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blake said...

Here: diagrammed

You're welcome.

blake said...

Marilyn's diary always raises more questions that it answers.

Icepick said...

Its like someone stuck me with an ice-pick.

Chip S. fingered you, and CEO-MMP ordered the hit. It's a well-oiled machine!

Cody Jarrett said...

Tell Spinelli I finished the lovely and gracious mrs. spinelli's book about an hour ago. Tell him I liked it pretty well, but it wore me out.

How many pages is it? The kindle app on my laptop doesn't tell me, or the book isn't formatted for it.

She did a really good job with the panic attack stuff--as someone who knows. That went a long way toward developing my interest in the main character.

I'd say more but...you know. Spoilers.

Anyway, tell him, if you see him.

Cody Jarrett said...

Chip fingered him? Damn. I thought I was the one fingering him. I even brought the good lotion.

I was going to use one of my favorite movie quotes of all time here...but after the job Icepick did on it earlier today...I just don't feel able.

Icepick said...

Here's footage of the hit. Bonus because of rcocean's Tennessee connection.

Link

The offending comment was rcocean stating something along the line of Professor A-ho's blogging showing "increased focus and vigor".

And all I can say to that is that it must of improved sharply in the last week or two, because the first week (plus) her blogging was heavily weighted towards quoting "readers" and posts that consisted entirely of quoted material from other sources. She only had a couple of really substantive posts up that first several days.

Icepick said...

CEO, Chip S. had dropped the line about "increased focus and vigor" earlier in the thread, your comment made me look for who had said it so I could make the hit.

You gotta be careful with hit men: sometimes we just go with suggestions.

Cody Jarrett said...

Heh!

rcocean said...

I stand by my comment. I think her game has picked up since she got rid of the comments.

Sometimes divorce is good for everyone.

BTW, Althouse re-emphasizes what a social liberal she is in her last BHTV appearance. No surprise to me, but then I wasn't surprised when Charles Johnson turned out to be a flaming, left-wing prick.

Unlike some.

rcocean said...

And just because I think her blogging has improved doesn't mean I don't think people are wrong to dislike her.

I literally don't know Ann Althouse - the actual human being. Never met her, never exchanged emails with her. All I know is what I see on her Blog and BHTV.

rcocean said...

So enough about me. Bring on Wilma - 'cause she's a dirty girl.

Cody Jarrett said...

Good for you, rcocean.

rcocean said...

My name is George Nathaniel Curzon,
I am a most superior person.
My cheeks are pink, my hair is sleek,
I dine at Blenheim twice a week.

chickelit said...

blake said...
Marilyn's diary always raises more questions that it answers.

One of the most profound TY observations I've read in some time. Of course those questions are Troop's prerogative and Troop's alone.

rcocean said...

"And just because I think her blogging has improved doesn't mean people are wrong to dislike her."

Typos corrected.

Cody Jarrett said...

BTW I meant to include rc's "I stand by my comment" in my "good for you, rc" post.