Thursday, August 1, 2013

Wisconsin's ASCPA needs your help!

I don't ever ask you to donate to my Paypal or use my Amazon portal or any of that shit. I never even talk about what charities I donate to or try to get people to help. But there is one cause that is so important that I feel I have to say something.

The ASCPA of Madison Wisconsin needs your help. It seems that there has been a vast influx of dogs that have been sexually molested there the past four years.  These poor canines have been sodomized orally and anally and their owners are so ashamed that they turn them out onto the streets. Some of them can live through prostitution but most just starve.

These poor pooches are just the tip of the iceberg. They seem to have given some water with Miracle Grow in it to knock them out with a doggie roofie and then orally sodomized to the point that they mouths, teeth, lips and gums are permanently damaged. They need counseling, guidance, support and plastic surgery.

Can you help? Please do what you can. Even a few dollars will help.

Thank you.

10 comments:

Cody Jarrett said...

I wouldn't have thought there was enough endowment there to do any particular damage to any breed of dog other than a pug or boston.

Trooper York said...

It's not the size of the boat but the frenzied motion of the little dinghy that did the damage.

MamaM said...

Any reports of excised tongues?

Or cancerous sores erupting?

chickelit said...

Trooper York said...
It's not the size of the boat but the frenzied motion of the little dinghy that did the damage.

And you know that how?

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I commented at this post over at Marilyn's diary.

Trooper York said...

I know that because I watch a lot of Irish porno.

chickelit said...

I imagine there's lots of butt white lucky charms in Irish porno.

chickelit said...

I never use "heh" so I don't know if it means something good or bad. It's not like "meh" which is pejorative.

windbag said...

Just because the midget dresses up like a leprechaun, that doesn't make it Irish porn.

ndspinelli said...

Larry is not very bright and quite literal. He was watching The Right Stuff flick years back and heard these heroes talking about Gus Grissom, "Screwing the pooch." Larry really liked Gus so he started screwing pooches as an homage to his dead hereo.