Monday, October 24, 2011

But she finds it hard to swallow!


TTBurnett said...
Dear Ann Curry,

If you come across this, I'm sure you're wondering just what is going on.

I'm not sure I can tell you. It's too much to explain quickly. But, as you might imagine, there's a backstory. Actually, there are a several backstories, some 5 or 6 years old.

What you have is a group of old online acquaintances, most of whom started out several years ago on another blog discussing law, politics and the arts. They are in places such as New York, Madison, Boston and San Diego, not to mention the pleasanter parts of Florida. They represent professionals in academia, law, science, business and, in fact, the arts.

You'd think such people would be above discussing turd texture, bodily fluids, sex acts, or making crude mockery of public figures such as yourself. I can't tell you exactly how we got here, but it seems if you spend enough time online, this sort of thing happens.

I want you to know I have been a long-time admirer of you and your work, and I want to publicly disassociate myself from these clowns.

I think you are one of the best, most hardworking, attractive and durable newspeople on television. You are one of the few media figures about whom I can honestly say your work makes the people you reach better for your efforts.

Sincerely,

TT Burnett

P.S.—Looks like Al Roker has gotten it much worse. I have nothing to do with that, either


Please be advised that Tim had nothing to do with this.

Also that we are very sorry that you are homeless.

All the best
Your Pal
Trooper York

50 comments:

chickelit said...

Swallow This!

TTBurnett said...

Actually, I should have said, "...your work and yourself," or better, "I have long admired both you and your work."

But who does re-writes in this business?

MamaM said...

Acronym for the Old Online Acquaintance
Back Story Club:

OO A BS Club

The Dude said...

I hope that commie bitch chokes on it.

Fred4Pres said...

Sixty, OOOOOhh!

ndspinelli said...

I think Trooper has a thing for Ann "Lamb" Curry.

MamaM said...

Acronyism Abounds

Titus said...

I bet Curry has some nice supple, nubile tits.

I wouldn't mind feeling her up and perhaps sliding my hog in between them in order to fuck her tits and then blow on her face.

I hope she is the kind of gal that likes fun.

chickelit said...

This thread reminds me of a certain Todd Browning film.

blake said...

One of us!
One of us!

chickelit said...

MamaM said...
Acronyism Abounds

And fair bit of acrimony too.

chickelit said...

Whoops! I forgot to articulate indefinitely!

Fred4Pres said...

Titus said...
I bet Curry has some nice supple, nubile tits.

I wouldn't mind feeling her up and perhaps sliding my hog in between them in order to fuck her tits and then blow on her face.

I hope she is the kind of gal that likes fun.

October 25, 2011 12:14 PM


You are not sounding so "da ghey" today. A bit crude, but not gay.

ricpic said...

Why not slide your hog where it's designed to slide, Titus? Dare to be normal.

Fred4Pres said...

ricpic, Max's, Windmill or Rutt's for Jersey Dogs? We need your vote.

chickelit said...

Hello, my name is chickenlittle and today I am happy to say that I've been clean and sober from commenting on AA for one week.

I'm not sure I could have done this without the support of Trooper York and his regulars.

Thank You

ricpic said...

Max's, with the woiks.

TTBurnett said...

chickenlittle: You're welcome.

Titus said...

What's wrong with titty fucking?

I see it in straight porn all the time.

Are you all against titty fucking?

Fred4Pres said...

chickenlittle, me too. Thanks for the support.

I have nothing against Ann and Meade. I even miss them. I certainly miss some of the characters over there. But I do not miss J. Life is too short for that nonsense.

Fred4Pres said...

Good choice on Max's over the Windmill.

Rutts and Max's are two completely different entities. Max's is summer Jersey shore. Rutt's is year round Clifton on the shore of the Passaic River (just north of Newark). I love Rutt's rippers.

Fred4Pres said...

Titus, Ann Curry not Tim Curry.

chickelit said...

Titus said...
What's wrong with titty fucking?

Quel frottage!

chickelit said...

ricpic said...
Why not slide your hog where it's designed to slide, Titus? Dare to be normal.

To the melody of "Bringing In The Sheaves":


Sliding in the sheaths
Sliding in the sheaths
He shall come rejoicing,
Sliding in the sheaths.♫

The Dude said...

I have never had anything to do with "J". Can skip his comments are easily as I can skip Carol_Herman's or C-fudd's. They are all in the same boat - leaky. And I don't mean Louis S. B. Leakey.

chickelit said...

I have never had anything to do with "J". Can skip his comments are easily as I can skip Carol_Herman's or C-fudd's.

Me too. I objected to the caprious deletion of others, especially in the last thread I commented in last week.

chickelit said...

I have never had anything to do with "J". Can skip his comments are easily as I can skip Carol_Herman's or C-fudd's.

(amended)
Me too. I objected to the capricious deletion of others, especially in the last thread I commented in last week.

(I hate it when I use big words and get them wrong)

The Dude said...

I had written a number of my typical insightful, pithy, witty, incisive comments around that time and they never showed up - were they deleted or caught in the spam filter - I really don't care - just so many wasted pixels and good riddance to them.

chickelit said...

But this is flogging a dead horse, Sixty. Althouse is Althouse.

chickelit said...

@Sixty: No, this was different. This was capricious policy. And a little artistry. We talked about this a week ago here. I'm happy with the outcome.

The Dude said...

chickenlittle wrote...

"...Althouse is Althouse."

Yep, and that's Meade's problem, not mine.

The Dude said...

I read about it - couldn't really work up a lot of fervor one way or the other - just so much anonymous blah blah blah on the internet. Can't let it raise my blood pressure in real life - work does that well enough.

chickelit said...

I never even knew there was an Ann Curry until Troop brought her up. I have nothing for or against her. Though if she really does have commie leanings, I'm prejudiced against her.

Michael Haz said...

Ann Curry? I like her foods. She has nice vindaloos.

The Dude said...

She works for NBC, on a morning show, which is for and about leftists. The network is owned by GE, which is run by Immelt, a close friend of that commie cocksucker Obama. Fuck them all and the red fucking horse they rode in on.

Fred4Pres said...

I do not want to put too much emphasis on J. I just found his personal attacks annoying and decided I would choose not to be part of them. That's it.

Like I said I like Ann and Meade. I like most of the commentators there (Quayle I hear is taking a break too and good luck to him). But the quality of discussion dropped, I would just assume go on Crack's or Trooper's sites.

Titus said...

Chaz Bono is gone from DTWTS.

May that shim now disappear.

Poor Cher.

MamaM said...

What you have is a group of old online acquaintances...they represent professionals in academia, law, science, business and, in fact, the arts.

In addition to the professional representatives haunting the House of Mirrors, Beverage Tent, and Whose That Girl Peep Show, the TY World of Entertainment Big Top is filled to the tent pegs with stuntfolk, clowns, carnies, seasoned performers, trained dogs and dancing elephants, all milling about, performing for and mixing with an audience that sits mouth agape watching 3 Rings of Wild Rumpus, Smoke, Guns, Sarcasm, Jokes, Acrimony, Audacity, and Just Plain Weird and Interesting Fare.

I remember in the circus learning that the clown was the prince, the high prince. I always thought that the high prince was the lion or the magician, but the clown is the most important.
Roberto Benigni

chickelit said...

I screama, you screama, we all screama for ice creama!

chickelit said...

Titus said: May that shim now disappear.

I've shimmed double-hung in-swing doors w/jam and the high-field magnetic coils of an NMR spectrometer. Two disparate tasks. Guess which was the more difficult?

MamaM said...

Another Ace, Chickenlittle. Some clowns are more August(e) than others.

Penny said...

Hey! Renoir was a friend of mine!

chickelit said...

My wife has a Dutch cousin named Auguste. Everyone calls him "khoost" where the "kh" sound is one of those inimitable Dutch guttural flem-inducing wind-ups, not unlike the correct pronunciation of "Gogh."

MamaM said...

Hey! Renoir was a friend of mine!

Weeks and months with nary a penny to be had and the mention of a circus in town causes the coppers to jingle!

Looks like public association with clowns was not a problem for Renoir, who was august in his own right. Pierrot Auguste!

TTBurnett said...

Disallowed hotlinks are a fine 21st century jest.

Watteau also had his clowns, Arlequin, et al., and poor Pierrot, who looks like he's among those who nowadays hang out on the internet

This last image also came from a site called Topofart.com, which you may pronounce any way you wish.

chickelit said...

Was the most August Svant Erroneous? link

MamaM said...

Trooper's Topofart -- another august name for the TY World of Entertainment big top!

MamaM said...

Regarding the Svant Savant Svante:

His intelligence, interests and theories remind MamaM of the round moon story.

As the moon appears to have many forms, half, quarter and full in 2D, yet remains a sphere; so too with knowledge when smart men take what they see and apply it as best they know within the limits of experience and imagination.

In keeping with the topofart theme, his cause of death, intestinal catarrh has a horrible sound to it.

chickelit said...

Topo farts can be rather underwhelming.

MamaM said...

Maybe not the mouse version, but the rat variety is another story. Especially after they've nibbled on Doritos. MSG as a flavor enhancer, enhances everything.