Sunday, October 30, 2011

You are what is wrong with America!


You dirty filthy Wicker trash. Sitting on porch's all over America. In back yards. In dens. In fancy hotels.Even in trailer parks where you really belong. You wickers trash are destroying America. People are sitting in you instead being out working and producing income we can tax.

And then you what happens?

People tear their pants on your filthy wicker bottoms you dirty trailer park wicker chairs. So the people can't go back to work and have to go home to change their pants.
It has nothing to do with over taxation and senseless government regulations. It is you dirty trailer park wicker chairs that are tearing out the bottoms of Americas gabardine trousers you filthy wicker trash!

And futhermore....err....what....of course this makes sense....what...ok I will take my pill....I will be right back to talk about Merman.

7 comments:

Jason (the commenter) said...

...I will be right back to talk about Merman.

Someone who truly has the perkiest breasts of them all.

Jason (the commenter) said...

I have a wicker chair and I never sit in it. I mainly sit on the floor.

The Dude said...

Ethel, married to Ernest Borgnine for 32 days. What the heck was he thinkin'?

On the other hand, so to speak, he is still alive, so God Bless you Mr. Borgnine.

The Dude said...

Oh yeah, and the Gints won.

ricpic said...

It's all about the pants!

Titus said...

Class warfare.

chickelit said...

Wichsen trash