Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Lem said his keyboard got all sticky

He has to stay off those Red Sox fan sites from the Dominican.

That will mess up your computer right there let me tell you!

24 comments:

Chip S. said...
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Chip S. said...

She was trying to wake up that sleeping fat guy at the last Sox-Yanks game.

Now she's Mrs. John Kruk.

MamaM said...

Not only has Le piege des boobies been sprung but Lem's old mouse ran up the clock after a rumble in the bin and a hickory, dickory dock.

From a distance and another story, those socks look like stars upon thars.

windbag said...

The Sox suck, but they do have these to make up for it.

The Mets get Brooke. The Mets just plain suck.

Shouting Thomas said...

Why am I not meeting girls like this?

That is, the one with the sticker on her tits.

Of course, the girl pulling open the blouse is pretty hot, too!

Shouting Thomas said...

If that's what Boston is sucking, give me some!

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

I had to tell Deborah to dial it back a little with the nudies.

Troopers fault ;)

Chip S. said...

Trooper made you tell deb to cut back on drawings of an imaginary semi-nude woman? Did he threaten to burn down your blog?

That sounds like a RICO violation. Certainly an illegal restraint of the cartoon skin trade.

MamaM said...

Coxswain: sits in either the bow or the stern of the boat (depending on the type of boat) and verbally controls the boat's steering, speed, timing, and fluidity.

And the bananas response to that control, booting the booty off the page, made me smile.

Trooper York said...

This is one of the many reasons why Lem can never give me posting privileges at his blog.

Just imagine a "Betty Rubbles is a Dirty Girl" or "Marilyn's Diary" or "The Summer of Boo Boo?"

ndspinelli said...

You could do clean posts over there, most of your posts here are not X rated.

MamaM said...

You mean, like a choice instead of a compulsion?

Trooper York said...

Seriously?

There is not one post I do here that is "X" rated. Barely PG-17.

If you want "X" rated I can give you "X" rated.

ndspinelli said...

I didn't mean to be disparaging. I should have said R Rated? I was merely saying virtually all your posts here would translate just fine in the other venue. Chill, big boy!

Chip S. said...

I think a post by Trooper there would violate the TOS agreement w/ TOP.

MamaM said...

It would set the Pupparatzo with the big fish eye scootering after him, that's for sure.

MamaM said...

Maybe even cause a deadly crash in the tunnel.

Chip S. said...

It's a poor gardener who leaves weeds for others to clear out.

windbag said...

It's a poor gardener who leaves weeds for others to clear out.

And an even poorer one who leaves a pile of shit in addition to the weeds.

Trooper York said...

Oh I am not asking Lem to do that. It would be a poke in the eye to TOP. They have been quiet recently and there is no reason to poke them.

Senility becomes them.

Trooper York said...

I am to busy to get involved with that bullshit.

Michael Haz said...

How do those who post on Fr. Martin Fox's blog get past the captcha verification?

I tried eight times last night to post a comment, and kept getting told that I had entered the incorrect combination of letters. No surprise, I can't make them out.

ndspinelli said...

Haz, I had that problem when TOP did that verification but not @ the Padre's.

TrooperYork said...

I don't even get the letters. I get the name of the program or something in that box. So I just type that in and it seems to work.