Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Reason 10689 why I shouldn't have a gun




Hipster douchebag helicopter parents in Park Slope want to ban the ice cream man from the park because they don't want to have to tell their children no when they cry for ice cream.

Hipster cunt Dorothy Scanlan was quoted as saying: “I should not have to fight with my children every warm day on the playground just so someone can make a living!"

Let alone that maybe other people want to have a fucking ice cream on a hot summer day.

You know who hates the ice cream man?

COMMIES I TELL YOU FUCKING COMMIE CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7 comments:

Chip S. said...

Bitch won't buy her kids an ice cream?

I won't be too surprised if her kids smother her w. a pillow when she's in the nursing home. They'll call the pillow Mister Softy.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Geez. Just because she can't control or discipline HER kids, she wants to ruin the fun for other people AND put some guy out of business.

What a crunt.

ndspinelli said...

ChipS, Hilarious.

MamaM said...

Why fight with your children??? Make an arrangement with them. Work it out. Find a solution. Broker a deal. Say no with a yes window, or yes with a no caveat. Surprise them and make them think twice. Get out of the victim-perpetrator mode and LIVE!

rcocean said...

I believe its been proven that vanilla ice cream was invented by a white man to kill people of color and oppress women.

The 2nd part may be true.

Michael Haz said...

July is National Ice Cream Month, by the way. May the truck be with you.

blake said...

The Flower had the same problem.

Not with the ice cream man, obviously. What kind of "parent" has a problem with the ice cream man.

But she'd make crafts and set up a table to sell her wares at the homeschooling park. And the kids loved her stuff and bought it.

The parents, rather than say "no", insisted she stop selling it.

I guess this will get her used to life in Progressive America.

(My parents just called him "The Scissors Man". He came by to sharpen your scissors. Heh.)