I always loved my Aunt Lily. She would come to visit us in the old country and stay with us for months at a time. My Dad was her favorite brother and she loved to visit and prey on the towns people. As a succubus she would lure the burgomaster into the woods and suck out his life's essence little by little. It was a terrible thing in the end but Aunt Lily was always kind and she would suck out his essence from his penis so he never complained.
You see Aunt Lily was a very beautiful woman. Her green tinged skin was a turn on and her luscious lips were so inviting that she never had to go long to get a new vict....err partner. Until she met Uncle Herman. She was true to him. Since he was dead they could have sex and he would never lose his life's essence. It was a match made in heaven.
She was devastated by the divorce. She went wild for a while and really fell into a tail spin of sex, drugs and rock and roll. Finally in the new century she managed to turn it around. She got married again albeit to a greasy Mexican Realtor. She even went back on TV.
I was never ashamed of her when she was a soul sucking succabus. But now I must admit that I don't admit we are related.
Who would want to admit that they are related to a Real Housewife?
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