Saturday, January 3, 2009

Gran Palin slaps at Press (but not with her giant hooters)


New York Post January 3, 2008
by Larry Sutton
Will Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol and boyfriend Levi Johnston graduate high school?

You betcha!

The Alaska governor was so incensed over reports that the two would not finish school that she contacted the Anchorage Daily News, The Associated Press and People magazine to set the record straight.

"Bristol begins her final semester of high school next week where she'll get her last credit needed to graduate," Palin said. "Levi is continuing his online high-school work in addition to working as an electrical apprentice on the North Slope."

Palin also commented for the first time on the birth last Saturday of Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston, the child of Bristol and Johnston, both 18.

"When Bristol and Levi first told us the shocking news . . . we all at first looked at the situation with some fear and a bit of despair," Palin said. "Isn't it just like God to turn those circumstances into such an amazing, joyful blessing?"

18 comments:

Trooper York said...

Now I can sit back and wait for my two hundred comments.

Cool.

ricpic said...

Who sez men don't make passes?...

Darcy said...

Sarah Palin is so hot!

Oh. Did I say that? What I meant to say was that I loved her comment about the news of the impending birth and the ultimate blessing.

ricpic said...

It's OK Darcy. We're all lesbians here.

chickelit said...

So fake!

Trooper York said...

Fake but accurate.

An Edjamikated Redneck said...

Well, I'll add one!

I unerstand exactly what Ms. Palin is saying; My eldest son presented us with a granddaughter while he was a senior in high school. He graduated, and his 6 month old daughter was in the audience.

My wife and I weren't (and still aren't) too pleased about how she came into this world, but are ever so glad to have her here.

After 5 sons, she still fills the house in a way none of them were able to, and leaves it so empty when she's gone.

Darcy said...

Oh, bless you, Edjamikated.

knox said...

Second that. Good for them for having the baby and making the best of the situation. It is brave and difficult in today's society, where it has (sadly) been proven that you will be made fun of for doing so, depending on your family's politics.

An Edjamikated Redneck said...

Thanks, Darcy;

But it's not blessings I need- it's stamina! She is a ball of energy that never sits still.

She's on my lap now (she is now 4) and ready to go do some Wii bowling.

Grandpa will comply!

Darcy said...

And lol, ricpic.

Meade said...

"Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston"

Is that a misprint? Here I thought they were going to name the little bastard Trooper.

kidding, people... kidding

blake said...

Hmmm. 187 comments short of 200.

There may be something more necessary. Should we troll over on liberal sites?

TitusReachForTheStars said...

I wish Sarah Palin would do that to her tits.

I love her tits the way they are now but if she got a pair like that chick she would be destined for the White House.

I like Sarah's legs, mouth, hair, face and ass too.

TitusReachForTheStars said...

I would like to see Sarah Palin naked.

Are you with me fellow lesbians?

KCFleming said...

200!!!

KCFleming said...

I'm just counting the extra comments I found in the trunk of the car I borrowed from Al Franken.

Meade said...

"...counting the extra comments..."

ha ha ha ha ha haha!