New York Post Weird but True December 3, 2008
These are tough times for those with finer tastes.
An alleged grocery thief in Wisconsin has been charged with stealing $625 in lobster tails and ribeye steaks.
Brian Rubenstein, 43, also allegedly took a smoked ham, an apple pie and a fruit platter.
He faces nine months in jail.
An alleged grocery thief in Wisconsin has been charged with stealing $625 in lobster tails and ribeye steaks.
Brian Rubenstein, 43, also allegedly took a smoked ham, an apple pie and a fruit platter.
He faces nine months in jail.
11 comments:
Calling Birds and a Partridge in a Pear Tree would have made his holiday meal complete.
Which Favre sweaters are cheaper, the Pack or the J-E-T-S Suck Suck Suck?
See ya in the winner's circle at Joe Robbie Stadium tomorrow. The weather is supposed to be the same old shit, low 80's and sunny.
Hey the Fish did great. I am so happy they killed the Jets.
There is nothing worse than a Jets, Mets, or Nets fan. They want to tell you how great their teams are when all they are is pale imitators of the Giants, Yankees and Knicks. They are for the fans who can't get tickets for the "real" teams.
Idon't like thr Rangers, but I really hate the Islanders. They are spoogy cootches, especially Denis Potvin. He does the Panthers on the tube, and he's really tough to watch.
Can't get or can't afford?
I think in the case of Madison Man it's not stealing, it's temporarily borrowing.
Can't get. Although it is going to change with these personal seat licenses. I know I guy who has had Giant tickets in his family for 58 years but is giving them up because they want $10,000 for a personal seat license so he can then buy the seats.
It is one of the reasons I gave up all of my seasons tickets that I used to have.
A working guy can't afford it anymore. Of course now the Wall St guys are broke too so it is going to get interesting.
There is nothing worse than a Jets, Mets, or Nets fan.
hell-o! Lawyers and journalists?? I quoted that over the holidays, by the way.
Well as far as sports fans go. Not as people.
Most journalists are Mets fans you know. Two for one in douchery.
That personal license shit is fucking bullshit. It reminds me of that High Life beer advert on the tube, it's my favorite.
The dude busts into a suite and says- does anyone know what inning it is? Hahahaha, so true.
I don't get it.
You have the seats but they charge even more?
It's like the Nittany Lion Club. First you need to join, then you are eligible to buy a season ticket. The amount you pay to join determines the amount and quality of your seat. It's why Beaver Stadium is filled with old alums farting dust instead of drinking rum and coke.
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