Saturday, January 3, 2009

Inside Jane Russell


Well it's that time again as we are about to close down the store. I will be at the accesories show on Sunday so I doubt I will be posting much. Since the Giants are off I can concerntrate on getting new stuff for the store.


So talk amongst yourselves. No patty fingers if you please.

36 comments:

Meade said...

Goodnight and joy be to you all

chickelit said...

Meade, that was gorgeous but way sombre. I had play me some Pouges to get over it.

Meade said...

Ha ha ha. So did I, chicklit.

Trooper York said...

How cool is that Jane Russell pic. Man she was a beauty. They never photographed her right. Too cheesecakey if that's a word.

Meade said...

In her twenties, my own dear mother looked just like Jane Russell. So watch your language.

She also looked like the original Sun-Maid Raisins maid.

chickelit said...

She also looked like the original Sun-Maid Raisins maid.

Hey, I thought The Raisin-maid looked like my mom too. I haven't thought that thought for over 40 yrs.

Trooper York said...

Dudes if they looked like rasins maybe they should have stayed out of the sun.

blake said...

It's the curse of the mega-mammaries.

Mansfield was gorgeous, but most photogs couldn't get past the boobage.

Darcy said...

No patty fingers? What? :)

chickelit said...

Hey Trooper,
Hows about you give Victoria a special one night stand to blog-tend here- just to run your the numbers up over 200 (OK maybe over 700k comments) on your site?

Meade said...

Darcy: Check Trooper's banner.

TitusReachForTheStars said...

The pictures of women on this site accentuate their tits.

My guess is that Troop likes to see a nice pair of tits.

I, as well, like to see a nice pair of tits hanging ever so gently in a loose fit unbuttoned silk blouse, preferably where when she bends over you can catch a glimpse of a nip...erect...or soft is fine too.

TitusReachForTheStars said...

My girlfriends who are real girls let me feel up their tits.

They are pretty hot too.

Does that bother straight men that straight women let gay men feel up their nice, round, supple, erect, hard tits?

And Jane is a republican, better yet, we love her more!!!!!

TitusReachForTheStars said...

I have also stuck my finger in some of my real girl girlfriends beaves just to see what it would feel like.

TitusReachForTheStars said...

I haven't stuck my dick in some of my real girl girlfriend's though as I would think that is too personal.

Feeling their tits and pussy is one thing but fucking them would be beyond good taste.

TitusReachForTheStars said...

I always believe in not crossing the line and as a result I wouldn't fuck my real girl girlfriends or eat them out.

I have shaved some of their cooches though. That was fun and not boundary crossing.

TitusReachForTheStars said...

She is almost as hot as Sarah Jessica Parker-God I love that bitch. She is way hot.

Meade said...

She is almost as hot as Sarah Jessica Parker-God I love that bitch. She is way hot.

Meade said...

I always believe in not crossing the line and as a result I wouldn't fuck my real girl girlfriends or eat them out.

Meade said...

Feeling their tits and pussy is one thing but fucking them would be beyond good taste.

Meade said...

I have also stuck my finger in some of my real girl girlfriends beaves just to see what it would feel like.

Meade said...

My girlfriends who are real girls let me feel up their tits.

Meade said...

I, as well, like to see a nice pair of tits hanging ever so gently in a loose fit unbuttoned silk blouse, preferably where when she bends over you can catch a glimpse of a nip...erect...or soft is fine too

Darcy said...

Ok...I hope no one tries reading these comments backwards...lol!

vbspurs said...

I'll be a special guest blogger, with not a hint of Michael Totten's stick-in-the-muddiness, anytime.

Incidentally, patty fingers? I echo Darcy -- what?

Using my laserbeam intelligence, and knowing everything about you centres around sex, I'm guessing a patty finger is a digit stuck underneath a full-figured woman's booby, similar to what we can see on Miss Jane Russell.

She was a kind of woman Brazilians call "um monumento".

Cheers,
Victoria

vbspurs said...

P.S.: I voted for Mrs. Howell too!

Snooty Brits.

Asante Samuel said...

I am not at all bothered by some straight babes letting you get to third base, dude. In fact, I'd like to see the video replay.

I had a really good lesbian friend who was a fucking knockout. We played naked doctor many times, just in fun, and never crossing the line.

Her girlfriend was not impressed. I made her jealous, and lesbians get very jealous.

That was a fun year.

An Edjamikated Redneck said...

Darcy and Victoria;

The 'No Patty Fingers' is a line from one of the greatest movies ever set in Ireland: The Quiet Man; a 1952 John Wayne/John Ford film.

The exact quote is in Trooper's tagline, and refers to a scene where the chaparone (Michaleen Flynn) is taking a young couple out on their first date, and they are forbiden to touch each other. Well, it was 1920's Ireland.

If you haven't seen this flick, you ought to. One of John Ford's best, and that is saying something.

As a side note, the character of Trooper York appears in another John Ford film, a Western, made shortly before TQM, and reportedly part of a deal where if John Ford made three Westerns for Republic Pictures, they would allow him to film TQM. The three films (Fort Apache; She Wore a Yellow Ribbon and Rio Grande) starred most of the same cast members as TQM, and are probably 3 of the best Westerns ever made.

Sorry if this is TMI; I tend to have a hard time stopping once I start.

Darcy said...

Edjamikated, that wasn't TMI at all!

I actually own The Quiet Man, and am a big John Wayne fan, but I'm always happy to read about other fans of The Quiet Man, especially.

As for myself, I was sort of teasing Trooper about the "no patty fingers". I mean...my impression of patty fingers is pretty innocent, compared to the rest of the stuff here, right? ;-)

Anyway, glad to know you're as big of a Wayne fan as a lot of us are here.

blake said...

I think "patty fingers" is on the level of hand-holding.

So, yeah, pretty mild stuff compared to--just about everything here.

chickelit said...

OK, I'm curious enough to want to see The Quiet Man. I just checked Netflix, though and it's not available, so that means a a trip to the video store, since I'm not really into buying movies.

Darcy said...

Ohhh...chickenlittle! You're in for a treat.

knox said...

soooo funny to read titus' words coming out of someone else's mouth. So to speak...

Meade said...

" So to speak..."

tee hee

chickelit said...

Ohhh...chickenlittle! You're in for a treat.

I'll let you know when I do. Probably not until next week though. Be patient. :)

Darcy said...

*sigh* That p-word again. :)