Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Holy Titus Batman!

"They don't me us do they Batman?"
"Of course not Boy Wonder. You are too young and innocent to think about girls and I don't like them........err.....I mean......errr....maybe Batgirl should go in alone."
"No wonder you are not staring at my tits. And they are so perky in my costume. Hah!"

6 comments:

chickelit said...

It's not Julie Newmar....
...wa
....wa
......wa

Fred4Pres said...

What makes you think Batman and Robin are gay? There is not a scrap of evidence...oh....Nevermind.

Fred4Pres said...

Batgirl's costume, and the fact that Robin and Batman are not immediately hitting on her, is the most damning evidence of all.

Yvonne Craig gets my vote.

Titus said...

I love tits.

Fred4Pres said...

You like them so much you have tit in your name Titus.

My wife does not like the term. A tit is a young perky thing, like an unripe peach, but a woman has breasts.

Of course maybe you are making the whole Titus persona up and you really live in your parents basement and wack off to the occasional girl in the FFA magazine and the weekend retail store sales fliers. Who knows. But I would like to believe you and the rare clumber exist, even if Sixty keeps pointing out all the inconsistencies of your stories.

rcocean said...

You only have to look at Batman looking at Catwoman (Newmar version) to know Batman wasn't Gay.

Well, maybe bi-sexual.